MADFORIT
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE CORNY
WHEN I THINK OF YOU
OOHH BABY I GET HORNY
EAT ME
BEAT ME
BITE ME
BLOW ME
SUCK ME
F**K ME
VERY SLOWLY
IF YOU KISS ME
DONT BE SASSY
USE UR TONGUE AND MAKE IT NASTY
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...............................
I LIKE YOUR STLYE
I LIKE UR CLASS
BUT MOST OV ALL
I LIKE UR ASS
...............................
ARE WE FRIENDS OR ARE WE NOT..
YOU TOLD ME ONCE BUT I 4GOT
OV ALL THE FRIENDS I EVER MET
YOUR THE 1 I WONT 4GET
SO IF I DIE B4 YOU
I WILL GOTO HEAVEN AND WAIT 4 YOU....
................................
I THOUGHT AFTER...
LAST NIGHT ID HAD
ENOUGHT OV WHAT
YOU HAD TO OFFER
BUT I WOKE UP
THISMORNIN
NEEDING U AGAIN
WANTING U INSIDE ME
ALCOHOL I LOVE YOU.....
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CUSTOMER NOTIFACATION:
AS FROM DEC 01 2003
VIAGARA will only be
AVAILABLE THRU
CHEMISTS UNDER
ITS CHEMICLE NAME
PLEASE ASK FOR
MYCOXAFLOPPIN
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SMELLS LIKE FISH
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
SHUT YA FACE
AND KEEP ON LICKIN
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WHAT SEX POSITION PRODUSES THE UGLIEST KIDS
ASK YOUR MOTHER
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YO MAMMA SO BALD I CAN SEE WOT SHES THINKING
YO MAMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FULL OV FAT AND WORTH £1
YO MAMMAS LIPS ARE SO BIG SHE CAN WHISPER IN HER OWN EAR
YOMAMMASGLASSES ARESOO THICK SHE LOOKS AT A MAP AND CAN SEE PPL WAVING
YO MAMMA LIKEA BRICK ALWAYS GETTING LAID
YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE FAILED A PREGNANCY TEST
YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE NEEDS A TUTOR TO LIP READ
YO MAMMA SOO STUPID SHE GOT STABBED IN A SHOOT OUT
YO MAMA SO HAIRY BIGFOOT TAKES FOTO'S OV HER
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IF U LIKE THEESE OR JUST WANT TO ADD YOUR OWN TO THE LIST THEN UR WELCOME LIFE IS BORING WITHOUT A BIT OV LAUGHTER AND A BIG SMILE
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