h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well why are you going?

Strange question.

Strange question.

So strange you posted twice.

Why is it strange?

Well,when i woke up this morning I had a nice little package waiting for me,I knew what it was as soon as I saw the postmark.
So obviously,I have replied to your letter and the answer to your question is in that letter,along with a few other things.

Well knew you'd get that this morning.

Knew i'd done the wrong thing as soon as i posted em...put i can't exactly raid the post box or i'll get done for criminal damage...So the questions strange because of what i sent?

Thing is it was a long day yesterday...lack of sleep...things been told...blah blah...head all messed up not from just whats happen coz i don't hate you for that...don't hate you at all...was wanting to actually post to you yesterday but didn't know what the response would be.

Did I really put something horrible in that letter?

Obviously I did

Well if you were willing to return everything i have ever sent you,why would you want me to post to you on here?

I decided to leave last night just before I went to bed and if it hadnt have been for my email screwing up today I wouldnt have come back on.I came back on to let Donna know which email to use and that we had sorted the problem out of me not getting her emails.

As it says in the letter,H2 was always about you,and being in contact with you,if thats history,then so is H2.

You know what Zoe,I dont know what you put in the letter cause I didnt read it.The returning of the cards said all i needed to know.

And I slow at replying cause I having troubles sending things and the dwarf is being sick all over.

It's not history Chris thats just it...you asked me to go the other way from you...i was only doing as you asked...plus had the other stuff on my mind as well...and didn't have who i needed to talk to.

Well go sort the baby out

So what you done with the stuff?

The easiest way for me to go the other way is to go off here.
I realised that last night.I spent most of the day on here yesterday.
God knows how many times I went on your page but by the end of the night I realised that even witthout me you still have loads of people to talk to and stuff and that you were ok.
Oh I will still come on and check if you are ok,but all the time I spent on here yesterday,I hardly posted a thing.Because there was only one person I really wanted to post to.

And then the circle would be complete.

Yeah know what you mean about that

I take it by "stuff" you mean everything you sent back to me this morning?

Well they were written for one person Zoe and if you didnt want them,what use were they?
So the easiest thing to do was rip them up and throw them in the bin.
But that would be saying they were rubbish,and everything in them was rubbish.
Well they were never rubbish Zoe.And if you think I have done the same and sent back the cards you sent me on my birthday,then you are wrong.Cause I told you at the time how much they meant,and they will always mean so much.
So what have I sent you?
Exactly what you sent me.
If you dont want them,you throw them away.

was gonna ask ya to send em back

Right I gotta go and help S with baby cause she is really heaving.

ok make sure she ok.

And don't heave yourself

She ok?