h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Probably.

Only Smarties have the answer

*pops lid off tube of Smarties*

The answer is 'Q'

The answer is the question? What was the question?

What?

Well done. Have a Smartie.

http://www.speakwell.com/well/2005spring/media/smarties.jpg

Fnur!

Now what shall we play?

Stick the bit of sellotape onto the fridge!

No, no. I've got one. Let's pretend that I'm really hungry and you're going to bring me an intact cake. A nice one. That isn't hollow. Or made of anything peculiar.

Ok then

*pretends to bring pretend cake*

**

It's such a shame that you use your genius for evilry. *shakes head*

No better use for it ma'am *tips hat*

I've been looking for another cakey recipe to ruin. Wanna make a big choccy tray cake thing that's not brownies. And doesn't need syrup.

Just make one huge choccy cake and send it all to me.

And cover it in Smarties.

I found a gawjus one using Smallgeezers...not got non of them though neither

You send small men out to find recipes for you?

http://photos.tr0lled.com/gallery/d/223-2/1078933013995.jpg

Are they bring you ingredients?

Yes! That's exactly what happens. Isn't that the method everyone uses?

'ing'

Got overexcited by the amount of small people.

I wish small people would tug a jumbo rammed full of tastyness to me.

http://www.twentysix.net/update/updates/011202/oompaanim.gif

Oompaloompa doopidydoo, here's a little song with little men just for you

*stares at picture*

Forgotten I had that tucked away

I'm sloopy and heading flumpwards

N'night Footieloompa

Yeah, but they're staring down at this: http://members.gamedev.net/EvilSteve/JournalStuff/Cake.jpg

Not be long for me either.

Night night chef.

Fnur! N'night Dr Evilvibe... or whatever.