h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Naa me cusin got a little wee green man stashed away in his shed
in bellys

Don't you have to feed them?

I think he dose feed his green sometimes i just laugh at him as there nowt in his shed but a green parrot named joe.

and what are you doing up this late why am i asking such a stupid question why am i up well my hubby play his game behind me and i'm bored out my witts and i find that all my friends are on and i am have a good giraffe

Why am I up this late? What do you think I am, 8?

It's the weekend!

Naa didn't think you was 8? but if you wanna act 8 then i'll treat you like 8

Did you know that Everton's football stadium was robbed off them were the all mighty reds are that was orignaly the home of the blue's my uncle knows everythink about history on our fantastic team.

did you know people on here talk about man united in a sarcasm thread i intend to be sarcastic about those teams today


ps if you was 8 you'd not be online late at night would you chatting with a princess now would?

I hope your not going to sit there all night and watch a Maladdo put us Evertonains down .

just jump over to sarcasm thread and you see what i have to put up with i am so there's steam coming out my ears.

Sarcasm thread?

Yeah, Gerrard REALLY is one of the best there is...

Gerrard is rubbish hey i thought you was a evertonain as my andy said your not a true blue if your say Gerrard is the best must mean your a kopite Lfc fan instead

s and hides behind settee

I was been sarcarstic...

Arterta is way better.

Oh very funny yeah he is cute nice legs and four pack and nice everything else

Yeah... thanks for sharing you views of him...


I thought all the girls thought Shay Given looked handsome.

Your talking to the girl that was brought up by the Evertons ground
I have even were all the players have been at a dinner do at the ground it was lovely and me and my brother had chicken in a basket and we shared a table with them.

Naa he aint got nice legs lol

Andy bought me a cookie jar today from gooderson

Really? Does the jar have the Everton logo on it?

Yes the cookie jar has the everton logo on and we have also got a kettle and toaster and plates cups knives and forks with the logo on and we have curtains in our bedroom and the carpet we Love Everton