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Posted Sep 23, 2003
well pals, i went to se a palm reader the other day, septic peg was her name 
. i sat down on an orange box, a staple stuck in ma ar--, well said septic, wat can i do for u, i thought she would ave known, I WONDER IF PHYSCIC PPL ALL DO A CROSSWORD AT THE SAME TIME IN THE PHYSCIC NEWS. ANYWAY peg said cross ma hand with silver, which i did, an old tanner, she said u are going to bump into a person with a beard, i said cheers peg, she only as one tooth, and she is spanish, her name then was one eater, anyway i digress, i went out side, and i was attacked by a goat, jy
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COUNCIL
Posted Sep 22, 2003
AS I WAITED 5 HOURS FOR COUNCIL TO CUM, THEY ARIVED, YIPPPEEEE, 5 HOURS LATE, I THINK THE TRUTH BEHIND WHY THEY WERE LATE, WAS THEY HAD LOST THERE TEA POT, THEY WONT MOVE WITHOUT IT.
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Latest reply: Sep 22, 2003
MY SONG.
Posted Sep 22, 2003
I WAS GOING TO THE MARKET WITH MY UNCLE JIM, WHEN SOMEBODY SLUNG A TOMATO AT HIM, TOMATOES DONT HURT, HE SAID WITH A GRIN,BUT THIS ONE DID, IT WAS STILL IN A TIN.
PICK A NUMBER FRM 1-10, DOUBLE IT,ADD 5, HALF IT, TAKE AWAY THE FIRST NUMBER YOU THOUGHT OF,
ANSWER IS 2 1/2... FRM JYD THE MYSTIC DOG. WELL CHUMS ENOUGH FOR TODAY, TTFN..
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Latest reply: Sep 22, 2003
MYSTERY
Posted Sep 20, 2003
DON'T U FIND THE FLASK AN AMAZING INVENTION. WHEN U PUT HOT THINGS IN IT, IT STAYS HOT. WHEN U PUT COLD THINGS IN IT, IT STAYS COLD. BUT THE BEST IS YET TO COME ( HOW DOES IT KNOW ).
ONE MAIN AMBITION IN LIFE. IS TO GO TO A FUNERAL SIT AT THE BACK OF THE CHURCH DRESSED AS THE GRIM REAPER. THIS HAS BEEN PATENTED. SO NO COPIERS PLZ.
THERE IS A NEW FILM COMING OUT FREDDY AND JASON MEET BAMBI. I WON'T SPOIL THE ENDING ( IT'S A MUST SEE )
WILL UP-DATE THIS IN THE NEAR FUTURE. FROM JY
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delia junk yard dog
Posted Sep 16, 2003
lesson 1= how 2 make toast.
take a good slice of warburtons bread, preferably the crust. plug in the metal object known as the toaster, place bread in little slit at the top, pull plastic lever down. now stand and wait
pop up it comes, take slice out of slit, lay on the counter top, take out butter from fridge, thats the metal box that keeps ur milk cool, but thats on another programme. meanwhile butter the slice of toast, stand back and smile, that is toast.
delia the junk yard
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junk yard dog(UNOFFICIAL)keeper of magic blue writing,And the god of junk yards.(5x7)(6+4-2-1)=42
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