h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wow! I'm also the first person....Excuse me,.....being to talk about this entry. Short and sweet.

Hello Horay II!

Welcome to H2G2, the earth edition of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. We hope you'll have a lot of fun here. If you don't know where to start, then just click on http://www.h2g2.com/A214796 , and you'll be taken to the page where the ACEs are collecting interesting links for you to follow, and offer their help with questions on how to use our site. We hope to hear more from you soon.

Greetings,

~Skelly

Thanx for the info. I'm sure this page will be a huge success. Well, it will take some time but i think the idea of portable h2g2 is awsome. anyways, thanx again.

The birds had it right when they fly south for the winter>

I have discovered through the files of the galactic hall of records that the lactose fluid thats extracted from the female of the bovine species ceased to be delivered to the doorstep in glass bottles "NEVER" It still, in small demands, done today.

I can only imagine it being done my the mailman who spit on your front porch after guzzling his 99 cent plastic 2% milk.

Greetings,

I am the ghost of christmas future.
Everything and its mother will happen to you.
But till the earth is finally at that same place around the sun,
You will be no different.
Alittle wiser and a little more free.
But I am a ghost talking to another ghost.
My message of doom is that in all the strivings that are to come,
You will have come back to square one.

...and you also gain 40 pounds.

take care.
beware









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PULL THE STRINGS!!!