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The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
Posted Dec 16, 2003
"Out of doubt, Out of dark to the day's rising
I came singing in the sun, sword unsheating,
To hpe's end I rode and to heart's breaking;
Now for Wrath, Now for Ruin, and a Red Nightfall!"
King Theoden Ednew
Chapter 6: The battle of Pelannor fields - page 137
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
Yes i am a little excited. Only 17 hours 26 minutes left!!!
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Kris Kringle captured!
Posted Dec 15, 2003
America announced on Sunday that a huge break through had been made in the war against terror. George W Bush had been personally tageted by the so called Saint Nicholas, ever year regular as clock work.
The culprite was found in his summer hole outside Tikrit, carrying in his suit case was two wrapped up rifles, along with a second suit case filled with cash. He was later heard to exlaim 'I was taking them to Osama Bin Laden like you told me too'. He also claimed that the cash was to buy toys for all the good boys and girls of the world and presented his captors with a list accordingly. This list was sent to both George W Bush and Tony Blair, who were outraged that they had been put on the naughty list and were to be given only a lump of coal instead of the oil feilds they wanted.
Santa Claus was then taken to a maximum security prison, where he was throughrily interogated about his Reindeer and massed houses of toy construction. He is being held on account of the millions of homes he has broken into over the past millenia, as well as not giving George W bush exactly what he wanted.
The current head of allied forces in Iraq stated 'Ladies and gentlemen, we've got him' This was met by shouts of joy from all the naughty children, including the Bushites, in the room.
Note/s: Hope you enjoy reading this as much as i did writing it. Sorry to all the kids reading this. Dont worry its only satire (Santa's fine and should be round xmas eve as per usual).
If any of the American's/pro-America/Pro-Bush people read this and are offended then i have only one thing to say...
Get stuffed.
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Latest reply: Dec 15, 2003
I will remain calm
Posted Dec 12, 2003
I have two items in my wallet at the moment.
These two items are sacred to me.
I got them today.
There so pretty.
No ones going to take them from me until Wednesday.
There mine.. my own... my preciousssssssssssssss
Note: In case you didn't get any of that i got my Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King tickets today and im rather excited. Only five days to go...... remain calm.....
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Latest reply: Dec 12, 2003
The H2G2 Tolkein Film And Book Society!!!
Posted Dec 6, 2003
Last night i started the beginnings of what will become the h2g2 tolkien film and book society. Join the fellowship here <./>T354439</.>
Thanks to SEF for the amazing ring inscription 
Theres not much on the other linked pages yet because im waiting for interest, but hopefully they'll be at least nine!
Ill be continuing my facts there for simplicities sake (and to stop everybody being inundated with posts!)
warhammer update:
My witch hunters arrive to day. My dog and van helsing (the current name of my witchhunter captain) accounted for three skeletons (the dog) and ten skeltons plus some elves for van helsing. Credit has to go to the Ungol horsearchers, that pretty much saved me again (they charged the rear of a unit of twenty swordmasters and they ran!). Spracklefunken (the resisdent mage) got wiped out my a rampaging bone giant early on, but his apprentice (loud howard) saved the day, making my opponents high elf archers bs and ws 1 every turn! Maybe hes due for a promotion!
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The Tolkein Film And Book Society!
Posted Dec 5, 2003
Well i spent an hour last night setting this up so feel free to drop in. Its no where near finished yet but its worth a look. Sign up here
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