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When house mates go bad
Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) Started conversation Sep 8, 2006
I have two flat mates - lets call one Tony and the other Tommy.
Tommy recently moved in, and he's insanely brilliant. Clearly has got out less then me (impressive), a Doctor Who nut, and a bit of a slob. However Tommy has mad me laugh so much (his 'What sort of Porn ladies do you like?' question was surprisingly blunt - in fact he's caught me off guard several times and only Caroline usually manages that) I've been in tears, whilst the debate as to whether you could describe 2001 to someone raged on for about two hours (although it resulted in me coming up with a theory that perhaps the film isnt spread over thousands of years, instead over a short space of time with the Monkeys being symbolic of the film itself - oh yes, lots of hypothesis about 2001) - which eventually concluded with 'Its like an Opera in Space with Monkeys - you dont know whats going on, nothing makes sense, and it has Monkeys in'
Tony on the other hand is slipping slowly from the sane. The arguement over the pots (which resulted in him cleaning the entire kitchen) was a sound victory for me*. However the saga continued as Tony made a cunning counter strike and turned off the internet**
Comes internet paying day he demands I leave the money outside his door. Okay says I, and heads for my penny jar...
Now I've been issued an ultimatum through Tommy - to pay him in proper money or no internet for me.
Hmmmmm....
*Strokes longest beard he's ever grown and reads paper*
Oooo whats this, 20 pound a month for television and broadband?
*Having watched dark crystal all night, is still immitating the chancelloR*
MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Plus... might be able to rig the xbox to it...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm
* Hey I use my pots and mine alone - hence why I keep them upstairs and laugh at everyone for being dirty so and so's. Also helps when they bring girlfriends over - they start washing the pots and end up looking foolish.
** Just nasty I say
When house mates go bad
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 9, 2006
christ and i thought "everyone knew" that 2001 was a comadie "thats why theres opera AND monkeys init"
Also i had the same sort of probs when I rented out the back room to GOD the other month........
RJR 
When house mates go bad
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 9, 2006
OoooooOOoo and Lenord Rossister too! 
PS i have watched and debated and the got really board 
When house mates go bad
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 9, 2006
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When house mates go bad
- 1: Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) (Sep 8, 2006)
- 2: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Sep 9, 2006)
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