h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Tara,
Don't know if you even want to look at this but I'll post it anyway. Dont want you not knowing what it is we're all talking about!

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I am, you know.....

Did you try pressing the button with the little picture of the apostrophe on it?

Tara's grades must have improved, you know, without demons etc plotting evil schemes, and Will monopolizing all her time doing spells etc! Its amazong what happens when you're not having to save the world!

Scoobies be here for you baby!
There's no problem that cannot be solved with chocolate!!!

Will

Not quite sure how that works? wwww.Trans etc? You know me, techo dappy!

You could always just tell me what you mean. Faith did explain a couple of the more well used one a while back so I'm not entirely clueless.

I am too! Still furious about phone! Going ot make a spectacle of self in the staffroom tomo when I ring and yell!

love Tara xx

I can always rely on my girl's tender loving sarcasm can't I!?

I am..reconsidering
Tara x

That was supposed to come up as a link, but I think I did it wrong!

Reconsidering, uh?!! Fine, I knew that phone thing was an excuse! Never mind, I got Kennedy to fall back on!

"It cant be over.... I only just found you!!"

I see! Don't crush her when you fall on her... I;m off to go sit on my cloud and play with my sandal strap while I watch you forget me. It's tough up here in the independent film maker's niche in the sky!

Come back I was only joking!I am, still! I always find you etc!

SO folks (before this turns into the domestic saga of Will and Tara!) what have people thought of Season 7 on BBC so far? I;ve seen the great reviews Oz has posted adn I am back on Litchick fever specials but missing other Scooby input unless I've missed them?

Tara x

I'll never forget you baby!

Yes dear flattery will get you everywhere!

You'll be pleased to know that I am feeling less suicidal about my work today after a fairly good start back. My meeting went well and though my Y10s looked as if they had never even heard of Dickens when I set them the coursework we have been doing for 8 weeks I feel confident at least some of them will get a grade decent enough to let me keep my job!
So what have the rest of you been up to?

My phone still buggered Willow so I after sending you 3 more texts today I have given up until the nice man at O2 fixes it! It cost me £4 just listening to them pipe musac at me while waiting for some attention! Grr Argh!

Speak soon old friends.
Tara xx

Hey Tara,
You know how much I hate to say it.... I told you it'd be ok!!

I phoned Orange today to find out how much my bill was, and to be honest I should have made sure I had an ambulance here first!! I can say in all honesty that Ive smashed the record for my biggest ever bill!!

Im now off to sell my body to whoever wants it for whatever purpose in order to raise funds for this hideous evil that will be dropping on my mat in about 10 days time!!

I am you know.... very skint now!!

A number of my missing texts (job for the real Scoobies, th text monster lurks) were reinforcing my old point about willingness to pay some of your bill me dear. I can imagine! I'd rather not but I can imagine. I have spent obscene amounts too but the majority of call have been from you. Me paying will also stop you selling your body, an idea I am not loving over much... heehee!

Hope you are ok, increasingly frustrated here!!!

Tara xx

PS - I am really sorry

Baby, I dont think even your imagination is that good!!!
Dont worry about it, Its my problem, I'll sort it!

Dont be sorry. I didnt have to phone you for hours at a time! ;o)

Will I get more if I sell me to science, Im anatomically dyslexic so they might want me?? I'll sell you a kidney for a 7th of the bill!

Seriously babe, you dont have to worry about it!

I am you know..... missing u!

Oh my God you sound flat! Ringing you this instant and blow hte much smaller cost than anything you have to endure! No I don;t want a kidney thanks I prefer you alive. I liked it better when you offered me nice presents and made me tea rather than body parts, back to Frankenstein!!

Love
Tara xxx

On a happier note my new trainers and the bed set mum ordered for me came today. I told her not to order it coz I couldnt afford it but she did anyway, saying she'd pay. It came, she's now decided that I have to pay for at least the most expensive thing, which by the time she goes to get the money will have translated into my paying for all of it! Grr Argh!!
She's not mastered the art of buying presents!!

Pretty new bed covers tho, WOOHOO!!

Why do I even feel responsible for that!!!! Hate the non texting!! Though given your latest offering might be better for the work situation!! OK this is functioning 0n some kind of scary metanarrative level and my brain might start seeping through my ears!

I'm still sorry, we'll have to get a grip, however hard (TOM!!!!)

love Tara xx

I sound flat? Did I miss a pun in that?

You want baby, I'll go make you one if you want!? Maybe some too...... Or presents, oh, i can do presents, thankfully I ordered your pressies and paid for them before I knew about the phone bill!

Anyone wanna buy a bit of me, competetive rates, first come, first serve. Limited edition Willow bits on sale now... For a short time only!!

hi all

Hi xander how are you babes ??

Hi will hows u ??

Hi tara hope everything is ok

Hi oz hows u ??

Chat to you all soon I'm off to do some more packing

Here's some and for you all

Anya

Het Anya... Queen of the packing, howz it going, you found anymore surprises in anymore drawers? lmao

Im ok, phoned orange to find out how much my bill was.... so wish I hadn't! Now I know why the scoobies never had mobiles! lol.
Oh well, it was well worth it! ;o)

Xand man: how was your day, or do you need chocolate sauce and a flake with it?

Tara, baby: stop worrying please, its worth it and I know you dont think it but I do! XxX

Oz: Hey dude, hate to sound grandma, but you dont call, write..... lol

chat soon scoobies.
Will

hi will

no more surprises yet hun lmao

anya

Oh well, there's still time! lol