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Bubby boy hows you mate, how did your weekend go back home

Went OK thanks mac.
Went out and partied hard and got some stuff done for the band so cannot complain.
How about you? Good weekend?

Yep good weekend, went to friends party in Weymouth on sat afternoon and got back about 3ish this morning, some of the crazy bastards went skinny dipping on sat night, i thought f*ck that its was freezing

Idiots!
Just like that group in New York called the Polar Bears who swim in the Hudson when its below zero. Whats all that about?!

Daft, my mates didnt even take towels they got out and put their clothes back on, i was freezing sitting on beach wrapped up in jumpers and coats, but they were so pissed on whisky i dont think they gave a f*ck, not my cup of tea mate

Me either, but I don't like swimming at the best of times. I have a fear of water, especially oceans and seas and the like. Nearly drowned three times in my life so that is probably why.
I see Bovril King is back and in the house. That is good news.
As for me, looks like things are getting progressively better with the ex. I'm off to see her at the weekend and could be well in there!

I love swimming in the sea but not with alcohol in me, to dangerous, plus need to be able to swim well cause of the RNLI,

didnt you see you gal this weekend

Yea i saw BK was back, still havent spoke to him yet though, but am pleased he is home

Yeah, saw her for her birthday and we travelled back down South together. Its a long slow process but I think its going to work out fine...in the meantime though some fitbit from the other office cracked onto me at lunch. She is well fit but I relented. Still, it's fun to flirt isn't it?!

Pleased about your gal, things could be looking up

Its nice also to have someone to flirt with, always gives a man a good buzz

Darn tooting!
I'm feeling a bit pissed!

I take it your not driving after work then, just tell the boss you have had an emergency phone call and need to go

Nah. I'll stay here and have an interesting afternoon. I don't drive luckily. Hope I don't fall asleep on the tube!
We have just found some footage of some guy who used to work here snorting coke. I downloaded it onto works computer! Cheeky bastard!!!

Do what, snorting at work, not very subtle was he, prat

No, better than that...he had filmed himself doing it and then downloaded it onto our system. What a berk.

, obviously a very intelligent chap then..

Going to bugger off now mate, work to do here also, keep your eyes open and dont hit slumberland yet

Chat soon

You got that straight!
Maybe a brisk walk will do me good.
Peace out. Speak later Bone Machine!

Morning.
You aboot?

Do what its me old mucker Tidal, hows you chum

I'm OK I guess. Work is being a pain in the arsehole today but I got confirmation that I'm off to see the Ex at Uni on Saturday so thats good news. Otherwise I'm just sitting here, lost in my thoughts.
And how are you today good sir?

Thats good to see the ex again, you probably see more of her now than before

I am fine thanks mate, sitting here doing f*ck all until about work around 12ish, just got Salems Lot on dvd today, the re-make one, have you seen it