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Threatening Fruit!!!
Posted Aug 22, 2003
I was in the pub with some mates yesterday and they were talking about fruit! I wondered what everybody thinks about which is the most threatening fruit? I decided it was the coconut!
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Latest reply: Aug 22, 2003
Surrender to my love
Posted Aug 18, 2003
"When you tell me to come, I will come, by the next train, just as I am. This is not meakness, be assured; I do not come naturally by meakness; know that is a proud surrender to You."
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Latest reply: Aug 18, 2003
Welts on bare flesh!
Posted Aug 16, 2003
Anyone know how to remove welts on bare flesh made with leather straps? The thing is its a big one and I need to conceal it very soon. If only I hadn't been blindfolded at the time I might have seen it coming and been able to avoid said marking to my behind. Interestingly enough I can actully make out the belt holes and the buckle shape too, which is amazing since I have managed to sit down at this puter screen for the last 6 hours without causing myself any further pain. Wonder why we find it so fascinating to endure pain in the name of pleasure? Still the answer to that one will no doubt be made very clear soon.
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Latest reply: Aug 16, 2003
Failed gardening goddess!
Posted Aug 16, 2003
I have discovered there is more to life than gardening!! Strange but true. In the last four weeks I have not attended to my beautiful garden in more ways than one. Tonight I saw it for the first time and am appalled that I have let my rhododendron die (sob). Oh what to do now with a dead potted plant that I was once so very proud of. I blame Veers Revett the murderer. Because of him I forgot to water me plants - still I guess it dosn't really matter anymore. I have a large peiece of wood to put in its place and be reminded of the mad fool that stole it from the pub one balmy night in July, just so that I could have a keep sake.
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Latest reply: Aug 16, 2003
The lightbulb in my fridge!
Posted Aug 16, 2003
Ever since that incident on the gravel behind a garden shed in Watford I have discovered my a deliberate need to not do anything mundane in my life any more. This was further confirmed when last week the light bulb in my fridge stopped working. I tapped it and I opened the door and closed it again several times to try and confuse it into working again, but to no avail. So I left it like that in the hope that someone else might come along and think it needed fixing. However it seems nothing gets done around here unless I do it! Which is a damn shame for those poor humans I share this home with since I am now on another planet altogether and will undoubtedly be unavailable to fix things, wash things, cook things or any other domestic task one can think of for many years to come (hopefully Veers?) So I guess this home will become the pig sty it was meant to be before I ever exsisted. Still not to worry I have discovered a very nice home on this other planet I am on and have spent some 20 out of the last 28 days there, it is magic.
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Latest reply: Aug 16, 2003
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