h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You asked a serious question in the willie thread and I replied with my usual smutty, irrelevant flippancy.

I have no advice to give but do offer a sincere apology.

Serves me right for asking a serious question in the willie thread The apology, while appreciated, is not necessary, my dear

Besides, if you started to be not smutty and irreverant, I'd worry that you were growing up

Incidentally, your post got yikesed. What did it say?

It was something pertaining to cunnilingus, but written in very bad French (so bad I made the words up). It was yikesed because of the foreign language rather than the content, which is a tad peculiar.

I've got to be a bit careful: I've had quite a few posts removed recently (I really shouldn't log on when drunk) and don't want to end up on pre-mod!

Fear not: growing up is definitely something that happens to other people!

I hear you're quite drunk.

Wish I was.

Current girly's got me all tied up in knots.

Actually, thats hardly fair.

I've got me all mentally tied up in knots and I'm blaming her 'cause she's convenient.

See the journal for a transcription of a conversation between us.

Oh bloody hell, I just had a read. I don't think there's anything I can say that won't sound like patronising twaddle so I won't post anything to the journal (you were right about the drunk thing).

Can I forgo anything constructive and just give you a instead?

Sure - thank you.

I wish I could be more useful!

Here, have another , and a .

Thanks

Turns out I was PMSing all over the place, so it really wasn't her fault that I felt all undecided and everything. Now I'm just in pain...damn womb

I'll see her thursday when I'll wake her up at the ungodly hour of noon.

Thanks for being supportive all year, Roy, you're a pretty cool guy for a wrinkly