h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

not much really
been at home all weekend
and work tonight
got a few things to do today but i wont go into that

ok, i'll try not to pry. oh, hehe, i had this dream that i used a device to take me into a parallel dimension where the time was 45:05! very good stuff. so the next time someone asks you what time it is, say it's 45:05 and see if they think they are in a parallel dimension! that's what i'm going to do!

i wish i had something to take me somewhere but here
can you invent something for me

only in my dreams (reminds me of weezer!). if i could though, i would (i'm just nice like that!). actually, i thought the device was a virtual tour guide until i asked what time it was. it was just a tread mill with a consul at the side and a tv that you could watch whilst on it. maybe it would work! who knows.

try and build one
like you said it might work you could be onto something here

i'm a dreamer, not an engineer! besides i'm the least technilogically advanced person that i know. but hey, i gave you the spects! you are welcome to try. i only ask for half of the fame.

me
i like to make music not machines
im better at breaking things then making things
id probly blow myself up.
ive already electricuted myself twice trying to fix things

sweet! i've shocked myself a few times, very funny. ok, story time:
ok, so i'm at a skating rink and i had just gotten a beautiful amber necklace that i was wearing (i'm not into jewelry usually, but it was for my sister's wedding and i thought i should use it multiple times. so i had been skating for a while, waiting for my friend to get there, and i decided to call them to see what's up. i went to use the pay phone in the lobby and i picked it up, put it up to my ear and got this shock that went all the way through me. being the stupid person that i am, i thought it was just a one-time thing, like maybe the phone just had some extra energy or electrons or something. so i did it again and got the same result. i called my sister (as i went with her) over and told her what happened, so she tried it out but didn't get shocked. that was when i realized it was the necklace and told her to put it on. sure enough she felt what i was talking about! it was really funny at the time. it was one serious shock!

but hey man, don't go blowing yourself up. i think i'll leave the making of the machine to the professionals (my best friend is a mechanical engineering major! maybe she can build it.).

my shock was trying to fix a TV and i forgot to unplug it first.
my dads an electician so i thought it would run in the family so i had a try put my hand in the back of the tv and got a big shock luckly i wasnt earthed otherwise it would probly killed me.
so a got a nice few thousand volt shock..
the tv worked after though.
i dont try to fix them anymore after that.
the other time i was only about 7 and i put a knife into a toaster that hurt too

that is one of the best stories i've ever heard! that's awesome! it's a good thing you didn't die! so, how bout your mom, what does she do?

my mum died when i was was 11..
no need to say sorry everone normally says it but theres no need

actually, sorry WAS the first thing that came to my head. mostly sorry that i asked and brought it up. damn, was that me saying sorry, i am an avid apologizer, can't help it!!! i'm insane. um, then, (insert change of subject here)

i dont have a problem with talking about it ive past my angry/crazy years.
it was mainly at school when i went abit nuts..
my mum death is something what happened you just got to deal with it im not saying it dont hurt but theres no point feeling sorry for myself my whole life.

that's a good outlook to have when it comes to death. you get extra notches in my book! i'm usually a long-time greiver (can't spell), takes me a long time to get past loss. anyways, i really didn't mean to bring up this subject (it kind of makes me feel sorry for myself and i'm not in the mood to right now). man, razer burn sucks!!!!!!! just a heads up! razer burn is hell!!!!

what do you mean by razor burn

little red bumps on my legs, result of shaving. i suck when it comes to shaving. don't know why. i don't even shave very often, maybe that's my problem. i guess it is a girly topic.

shaving i see
its not just a girly thing
we have to shave everyday
and it rips the hell out of my face..
just never heard razor burn before

i guess just the shaving the legs is a girly subject. unless you're a swimmer, then you shave it all! man, think of the razor burn for swimmers, damn! yeah, guess we're just trying to evolve away from our ancestorial hairiness! wish i didn't have leg hair. though there are treatments to remove said hair. it must be hell for guys. sometimes in the winter i go for long periods without shaving (oh, hope i'm not sharing too much info here!) and it hurts to wear socks. does it hurt for you?

no socks dont hurt..
do you ever use wax strips on your legs.. when i was about 14/15 i let some girl put a wax strip on my leg and i tell you never never again..
feel sorry for you women with that

nope, i've never waxed my legs, though i have thought about it. there are some out there that don't hurt as much. don't think i'll ever do it though, i'm not good with pain! last year i got two shots in the bum and if i wasn't in so much pain at the time i wouldn't have let them come near me with those needles, i am terrified of needles! (i tend to share too much info, stop me if i go too far. i like the erm smiley!)