h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

HEY HEY you crazy cat ladie!
sorreh im feelin hyper! how are you?

wow, that IS really hyper!! yeah, i'm hyper too, i just sent an email to my sister that said 'yummy' at least 50 times. plus i just got back from some extreme kickboxing class, and i'm only a beginner! so i left early. but lately i've found that i have loads of extra energy, much like you i'm sure. so i just crank up weezer or less than jake and jam around the room, when my roomate isn't here that is. so what brings on this hyper mood?

hey, i added you to my friend's list, i hope you don't mind. (if you do mind just tell me and i'll take you off)

lol it ok

i dunt no wat sent me hyper just the position of the moon and the angle that the ebergy relected off the right hand of the mirror...yeah i lie, i dun0 really. as i type the cats asleep so i cnt type that well :P...worse than i do normlly.
so hows life?

hey,
life, huh, i guess it is better than expected. i'm at college now. it was my first weekend back, but i'm not much of a party girl, and this is one of the top party schools of ohio! so this weekend i spent with myself and went to ping a lot, which is the fitness place. it's nice and free so i go as often as i can, play racquetball or play on the machines or in the combative room. though i'm not much for a fight i like to sit in there and balance on my head and such. oh and they have punching bags! i've always wanted to box! and classes are easy and good, sciences only--my favorite subject. no cat sadly though two budgies at home, lovely little creatures. oh does my nephew count as a pet, he is crazy and takes loads of my energy, seems to suck it up as his own. yeah, life is fine for the most part!
how about you?

ah.. im so tired. i had 3 hours of games. i swear to god im soo tired. life ok suppose cept for the fact that i cant move my feet

I got som Food Tech work to do so im just checkin all this, readin my e-mail then finding out about all teh different germs...and the effect thay have...im too tired.
Cats are a*ses they walk about like they own the place. budgies are kool they just sit in their cage.. all chirpy. i think
are pretty good to though. the 'group' now decided twud be fun if god was a sheep " coz' it tuwd be like 'wow bugga me! gods a heep'" and it would be wierd...anyhoo, im a go do some work.

yeah, i used to have a birdy that let me scratch around her neck. then one day she just stopped and i got her a little boy bird to keep her company since she seemed to loose interest in me. but i think it's more gratifying for a smaller animal like that to show interest in you than, say a cat or a dog, because they are so easy to love you. unless the cat is especially snooty, in which case it is equally gratifying to get it to warm up to you. but where i used to live, in an apartment in a different side of town, we used to let the birds fly around and she used to steal popcorn or puzzle pieces, depending on what we were doing. she really liked buttered toast too! just licking the butter off, very gross, but hey, whatever she liked. but the male never fully trusted us and when my little girl birdie died i got a new girl then we moved and have to keep them in a cage so she's especially skiddish. especially with my nephew around throwing balls and such. now they are caged little creatures, but i got them a huge cage to have freedom in and i think they are happy.

anyways, germs huh? sounds cool. oh, i have a funny story. at least it was funny at nine o'clock this morning after having woken up at seven. i tend to get hyper in the mornings. anyways, so i was walking and i almost stepped on a cicada that was right in the middle of the path in front of me! if you don't know what that is it is an insect (if you want to know more about it just go to http://www.wnrmag.com/stories/1999/jun99/cicada.htm, that may explain it better.) and it was pretty big. so i found a fairly sized stick in which to move it off the path and spare it's life. now, every time today i've told this story i've been hysterical with laughter and my face gets really red and my eyes water, so just imagine this as i am not in your vacinity or i would tell you this properly with all the lovely facial expressions included. so, finally after much deliberation i managed to get this bug on the stick and put it in the grass out of the way. later, upon recollecting my feat over this insect, i realized that i was pretty much just poking it with a stick and i haven't done that in a very long time. *sighs and smiles in rememberance* oh the good old days!

lol that just sez it all dont it! i done my h/w now and i just cleared all my 'friends' otu the garden. i swear they use me for my garden, they cant b topgether anywhere else as couples coz no1 really lets em so they come to my house where its pretty relexaed when my mums in, and just shes never in anyway (dont get teh impression we all hellrasiers we not)so yeah..

I used to have a dog one time, he was called roy, he wasa bordie collie and he was a abused pup, we got him from scotland of a farm (the farmer got him of teh abuser) and bascilyl he couldnt train him an we brought him home but he was genuinlly scared of anything at teh point where he bit through the door, shredded the telephone and the cat bullied him into a corner we had to get rid whic his sucky but hey wut ye gonna do, twas for the best really..he was a kool happy animal though.

i've always thought border collies are one of the greatest breeds, all the energy and happiness and fur! oh the fur man! i got no impression that you are the hellraisin type, my mom is cool too. i don't know if that was what you were trying to say, but she lets (or when i lived there she used to let, even though i still live there but am off at school) me do pretty much whatever i want, she knows that i'm not a bad seed. she sounds pretty understanding, your mum, and that is cool. if she's not feel free to correct. anywho. to get to this whole sheep thing. very interesting subject as people like to think of themselves as sheep and god as shepard, hum, will require neurons to work in brain, must abort....ggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! too much bug poking today to think about things that are too deep, rather be a kid again looking under logs for slugs, etc. sorry to hear about roy, sometimes i really hate people and their stupid asshole ways of treating other creatures!!! (sorry, big on the animals here) yeah, so it's nice to hear from you again and so soon, now i must be off though, so you don't wonder why i'm not responding i am not here. but i'll talk to you later

lol its ok dont worry bout it

animals need ppl to defend them only maybe not u..coz u do poke the smaller ones!

religions all screwed up i think most of the catholic bible is metaphors and fictious but ppl interpeted it as a real sotry when infact it was just to change ppls outlook on life.. ah wel..

anyhoo,spek to u soooon

man, you just totally put a million smile wrinkles on my face!!! can't stop laughing, help am having trouble breathing!
i was trying to help, i wasn't just poking. damn you're funny!
but yes bible nice like confusious!

confusious say if your nose run and your feet smell then maybe you upside down.

lol, im not that funny!
Wow..that was the cause was.. i woke up the other day with my feet smellin and my nose running...hmm.. i dun0 how i was upside down though..
lol you were just tryin to help?! and if a being 16 times your size poked you with a stick thatt was 23 times heavier than you..probbly crushed your insides...it would be ok it was helpin you?!
waht a crazy world

it was a pretty large insect!

it was a pretty large insect!

damn my impatience! i sent it twice!

lol its k.

so wut if it was large! just narrow down the sizes!

i'm thinking the stick was only two times as heavy as the bug! it was very large and it was a small stickdamnit!
ok, just had a can of pears, yummy, too much yummy not to be happy, oh and the sleep in tomorrow, first class not until 1! that is it too!! just 1-2 and i'm done. and it's really 1:10 to 2:00! yippie!
but yeah, i wasn't really thinking about what i was doing to him (don't really know if girl or boy but was green and i thought of it as a him), just what i was doing for him. anywho,

its 07:34. im just checkin my e-mails b4 i go to s-c-h-o-o-l.

You do know when that bug goes back to its home and tells people about its stroy there gonna laugh at him dont you! hel get bullied
and it will be your fault!lol

ah well. im a go eat some toast, get my books and do my homework
au revoir

its 07:34. im just checkin my e-mails b4 i go to s-c-h-o-o-l.

You do know when that bug goes back to its home and tells people about its stroy there gonna laugh at him dont you! hel get bullied
and it will be your fault!lol

ah well. im a go eat some toast, get my books and do my homework
au revoir

hey, i assume you are out of school by now, i'm about to go to my first and only class of the day, although i'll be playing racquetball later with my buds. i love racquetball!!!! fun fun silly willy! (pinky, if you didn't know).
but i think all the girl bugs will pity the poor guy and he'll get plenty of bug-lovin out of it, so i think i helped edgar! i think i helped him a lot! (i tend to name insects that i think i help, like gregory the broken-winged monarch butterfly.) anyways, hope school was fun and i'll talk to you later!
hey, what does "au revoir" mean?
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