h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I want you to teach me french so I know what you just said!

sure i'd love to.

i cant really remember what i said. i think it was do you like to speak french alot...something like that....

Sounds good. I still cant speak french though.

we could always start lessons...

Please.

now?
here?

Whatever steams your pudding.

interesting... i've never heard that one before. usually more allong the lines of whatever floats your boat. but i like yours better.

job, qu-est qu'il y a?
at least i think thats the way it goes. its kind of strange, means "whats up?" more or less.

i want to learn to speak anaga, its not too hard. but i forget how it goes. not that its helpful or anything. i'd much rather be able to speak russian or something.

Qu-est qu'il ya?

Ca va?

ca va bien, merci. et toi?

Oui mais jai avec un eu (been attacked).

La Tete- M*rde!

c'est horrible!

(what kind of an attack?)

I dunno, it depends when I wrote that.

ahhh... ok.

i had this really weird dream night before last, but i dont remember what it was. i just remember thinking it was really very odd.

I've had dreams pretty much every night for the last 9 months. It might help if I could remember them though.

doesnt everyone dream all the time? well all the time when they're sleeping i mean....
i just usually dont remember my dreams, but i'm sure that i have them every night. well except those weird nights where i feel like i've only had my eyes closed about 20 mins before i'm having to get up again in the morning.

Well I've been able to remember having dreams for etc etc etc...

i've been having the most aweful, and weird dreams lately!
last night i spent all night at a new university and i couldnt find my way around, i didnt know where any of my classes were and i didnt have a proper time table so i didnt know what i was doing. and then on top of it all i thought it was monday when it was tuesday so i missed one of my classes!! it was aweful!
then two nights ago i dreamed i was swimming in an outdoor pool and there was a big ship floating in this pool. i went into the ship and down into the hold and it was filled with rats! crawling all over each other and all wet and icky. i was just wearing my bathing suite and they bit me on the ankle and my dad picked up one that was biting me and flung it against the wall. then all of a sudden i was alone except for the rats and my two cats. and i had to save the cats because rats were biting their tails off. and there seemed to be blood everywhere. then all of a sudden i had my anthropology textbook in my hand and i was using it to hit rats with and i managed to save the cats....then all of a sudden the dream ended. it was quite terrible. strange too, come to think of it...i've never seem a real live rat.hmm...

anyway........ not that you really wanted to know about my strange dreams...

Have you seen what eddie izzard says about dreams?

no, no i haven't is that on glorious? thats comming in the mail for me.