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Strange Dreams

Im sure Im not alone when I say I have some weird dreams. Ive bitten off a finger on ywo different occasions, I remember the tase of blood and the feeling of crunching bones. I flip a convertable loaded with friends and can recall the feeling of the pavement scraping against my face, I only had a scratch and we drove away afterword(not sure how the car righted itself tho). I remember being in the woods with friends when a passenger airliner crashed into the mountains a little ways off, it exploded and the noise was loud with twisted metal, then another plane crashed right on top of it. It was vivid. Ive had several invoving an ex girlfriend, she once ran my car over with her horse(she has two and shows them)we didnt get along well after the break up but now we are a little friendlier toward eachother and the dreams got less violent. The dreams I feel are particularly weird are ones where I meet someone and feel we have been friends or something and I wake feeling like I realy know them.
My favorite dreams are when I fly (I think we all like those ones) I realized recently that it feels like swimming, even the motions feel like Im swimming. Sometimes Im just taking realy long strides that send me leaping forward for what seems like 20 feet or more then I take another great step and so on. Once I was kinda aware that I was dreaming and tried to do the running flying bit and landed on my butt. That was probably the closest I came to an astral projection. Ive read a bit about astral projection but cant get to the point where I realize it because it all seems so real that I dont question any of it. Lucidity is hard to grasp. Once I was walking around and came upon a puddle af black water, it was small so I tried to walk through it but each step I took I sunk deeper and deeper and I didt think Id make it across so I dreamed of something else. falling is a sickening sensation that sends me elsewhere. I had a falling dream recently and I seemed to
fall for a long way and I was going fast so I quess I went somewhere else. How bout crawling into a small dark place and begin killing every spider I saw, I dont remember feeling scared but I realy dont like spiders, they give me the willies. I do like snakes tho and found one in a dream once, I picked it up and it was poisonous. I knew it was poisonous by its triangular head. It squirmed about and disslocated its jaws and scratched me, drew blood. I worried for a minute then went away. Once I was running up some really steep stairs, the stairs was all I saw, when I reached the top I bounced right up into the sky. I freaked out a bit and came back down. Ever try to fight in a dream? Its always so slow that any blow landed is pretty much ineffactive and frusterating too. Once I saw myself in a mirror and it startalded me so much that I woke up. Talking in my dreams generaly wakes me also. Well this is great typing practice, now if only I could trust my fingers enuff to quit watching them while theyre poking the keys. smiley - zen

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trees..a little ditte

trees, swaying in the summer breeze, showing off their silver leaves ...as we walk by.
dont know why but i like that commercial.

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jerk jently..its just a name

it does have any dirty hidden meaning, it kinda means if youre gonna pull my leg pull gently so i dont fall down. mostly its just a play on the name of one DNAs characters, dirk gently. im sure most o you out there have figured that out for youself. im mostly harmless and just want to be loved. ive a thought to share since im typin away. it seems to me DNA wrote himself into his Hitchhiker stories. I think Arthur Dent was Douglas Adams, he just switched his initials around. I miss him dearly every time I read his books, tho I never met him. I generaly read all his stuff about once a year, he musta been a great man know. The first book report I ever did was on The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. smiley - towel

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a little about meself

born and raised in washington state, usa. lived in connecticut, and minnesota, then moved back. born jan 20 1971, thats a cusp day, im an aquarius by about 30 minutes but the tv guide like to think im a capricorn. i collect comic books and love cartoons. ive had a drivers license about 4 or 5 time, i lost count hehe. ill get another in august 2004! im an artist, my favorite tool is a .05 mechanical pencil, ive made a tattoo gun and tattood myself a few time and several other people too.the gun doesnt exist anymore because guitar string dulls too easy. like most everyone here ive read all of the great works of DNA, i love to read. i quess my second favorite author is Mark Twain, read all his stuff too. my favorite magazine is Mad magazine. my favorite car is Mopars 76-79 station wagon cuz theyre great for camping. i love snakes and lizards and wont hesitate to drop all and pick one up. i appreciate all sorts o music such as ac/dc, old metalica, ozzy, instrumentals cuz it set the mind free to interprit it however i like, lotta the old 60s and 70s music is cool too but there are too many to list, Beattles o course. cant forget the old masters like Betoven. i got hazel eyes, brown hair, a nose with chracter, and Norwiegian blood.

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