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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Started conversation Aug 4, 2003
Hi, Aki! Welcome to H2G2!
I'm Lou, your ACE - one of the lovely volunteers who help new people find their feet on H2G2. If you've got any questions, just ask me or one of the other Aces
A great way of learning about H2G2 is to take the <./>Dontpanic-tour</.>! Or, try the <./>Welcome</.> page!
People find out about you from your User Page. If you want to make it funky , try Spicing Up Your Home Page at A690518 - even just a short paragraph about yourself is enough to start a new friendship!
Want to express yourself? 
<coffee
Or just hungry or thirsty (sorry, no pizza here!)? Tell everyone with <./>Smilies</.>!
To find out the latest site news, try <./>thepost</.> 
our fabulous "in house" paper!
Start talking to the community at <./>AskH2G2</.> - just ask anything and someone will know or want to talk (this is GUARANTEED
!)
Any more problems, try A868098 (also known as "I'm new, what do I do now????") or A719840
Us Aces are always around... so just ask us if you need help!
Enjoy the site - it may be daunting but it's DEFINITLY worth it! 
Lou xxxx
PS - I hate voice recognition programs too... it doesnt understand me and I'm native English!
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