h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alex,

save money up? for what? if your on about getting 'Mr.Wiggly' chopped off, you'd be surprised what the NHS will pay for! i mean if some old dear wants a hip replacement she has to wait a couple of years! but the kind of op you want surprisingly is considered to be covered, (though it might depend on the area you live), where as if somebody had a facial disfigurement like for example a 'port wine stain' it has to be determined whether they can 'live with it' or it has phychological effects aswell, im no expert so dont take my word for it, personally i would of thought the kind of operation you want you should pay for yourself but its a funny world we live in, you have a pc now, use it, get all the information about it you can, you'd be surprised what you can find on there!

how will you get a job? lol Alex this country has laws, whether we agree with all of them or not, to protect employees, a potential employer cannot discriminate against you because your wearing a skirt or youve had the chop so long as you can do the job thats all that matters

ok vampy

ur so wonderful hun

Alex,

dont start with that again, heres last bit of advice then i dont want to hear another word about it cos you need to talk to professionals in the 'caring' proffession ok?

search engine ----> Google or Lukol
keyword ------> any old like 'trannys' for example im not especially clued up on pc's but i know the less you put in the less unrelated stuff it throws back at you, and see what comes up....erm lmfao probably not the best phrase i could of used in the circumstances but you know what i mean

vampy im not a tranny

Alex,

no i know but the keyword was just an example, you can type in any word you want, its on your pc and in the privacy of your own home

good point young sweet lovely wonderful insomniac

Alex,

ok ok the 'young' i can live with (i know not bad looking for a 327 yr old lol) **throws an admiring glance to myself in the mirror ** (dammit! keep forgetting theres no reflection, just have to take everyones word for it lmao but 'sweet' and 'lovely' off i wouldnt know how, i only advised you of who to talk to so as you wouldnt bug me about it

vampy u run ur self down all the time wots wrong

Alex,

who's running myself down? i told you i look great considering how old i am its your choice of words i find insulting, but now you come to mention it there is something wrong, theres daylight peering through a crack in the lid of my coffin and its creeping through and starting to burn my arm, oh i hope it rains soon, i must get the coffin lid fixed and the cellar curtains mended..keep putting it off i mean sewings so girly, here you dont want to put a stitch in my curtains do you? lol

did u get my last journal entry

no should i have? hold on ill go see

nope

it was intitled email club

hi

im thinking of setting up an email club if anyone is intersted send an email to with font colour preferences its going to be a message board and its going to be accessable to activemail any offensive entries wont be posted

Alex,

good idea you got there lol you can run your own little show, moderate and give advice, and dont forget if any p.i.t.f.a emails you, you can block them too

if u like quiz'z visit

http://groups.msn.com/cosmicspubquizroom/chat.msnw

Alex,

im on craptivemail i couldnt take a look even if i wanted to

well ive looked and it is

andy

i like that 1 vamp

Alex,

wasnt supposed to be funny just stating facts, wish we had NTL in our area! or i had enough spare cash to buy a pc, could tw off off once and for all