h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alright ya varmints. Cock yer lugs up and listen to this. I'm yer superior officer in the newly rearranged Terranic Army A1982775 , what you signed up for.
I takes orders from Spook. And you takes orders from me, and my Second in Command, Ralph the Wonder Llama.
Our new regiment is named JG3 - that's Jolly Good Guys With Guns, and our logo is that's < d o n t p a n i c > .
I hope to see you doing your bit for the army, and especially our beloved regiment - GJ3, around and about. Especially you HPB, Mr. Please Transfer Me to the other regiment.
Remember. We are the JG3, and those Gazpacho's don't know what's coming.
Any questions, queries, or desperate pleas for a transfer will be swiftly responded to if you'd just like to voice them by replying to this lovely post.

Yeah. Do we get a page and can I design it?

And change your name it says you're head of TnC

I don't think we do get a page. Although we might have a message board which you can design if you wish.
And Yes Sir

And your space if you haven't already.

Funny I hope I'm officialyl in the TA now for some resaon no one ever noticed before

not done my space yet... *groans*
Oh the terrible effort of thought...

Yeah. You're on the role - check out the new base page. I'll need to put in the ranks once Spook gives me the login.