h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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1764 lines later
entering a message : hi.

(wing print) Propellownose Elbot

Hi...

1764, good choice... I got a 42 inch square perhaps full of hellos and dots, perhaps a fancy spiral?

Propellownose? like a propellor?

Hi traverler!
do you go by TIT tit or or none of the above?

Elbot Propellownose picking some odd feather in his wing
"Have a look at me < A1322867 >"

Traveller in Time as in on his head
"We will be offline for about 4hr2. You know, real life stuff."

considering it seems you've been on for 3 days straight, I can understand that


real life stuff... that brings back memories... from long ago...

Traveller in Time on his head
"Oh no, it sounds as if you are suggesting me 2 sleep 4 hours 2. I do not sleep that long, (55 ms at most). Do you have a script to extend the day perhaps, I want to add some 18 hours."

I'd like that...


How do you sleep 55 minutes?

I sleep 8 hours usually

Or is it a nap?

I'd like 42 hours if I still only needed 8 hours of sleep per day.

Maybe you should go to mars its probably closer to 42 hours than is here.

More likely saturn though. or jupiter. Mars is probably a little faster than earth actually, hmm

Parrobot Squeeking :
"SQUEEEEEK squeeek con you stop that annoying add banner, it claims to bother us, it merely causes hickups."

Nephew Who cutting down some fine trees
"Can we build a STYLE on top of the conversations perhaps, spanning down it could effectively block any annoying posts people are writing you."

no time now, you really want me to remove it? guess the answers yes though no one else has complained

Traveller in Time on his head
"No please do not, it is just an annoying parrobot sqeeking. I shall have a look in colours, the monitors I am currently using are mono, someone stole the blue and green."

ok...

blue and green gone?

Traveller in Time trying to sign with his beak
"Hi there, indeed things like that, including the required address. If I have enough I will tabel it. Have you signed up?"

Nephew Who trying to make sense of it
"Wrong thread or off topic, off topic anyways. The colour thing is a BIG 21 inch monitor (monochrome) we are watching just the red.. "

ah...

sure...

*flabbergabbers*

Traveller in Time on his head
"Nothing is sure, as it is the only definitive constant. I have some small colours alinged (left and right)."

Cryptic Worm
"
Flabbergrabber
Flabbergrabbers
Flabbergrabbered
Flabbergrabbering
Flabbergrabberised
Flabbergrabberising
"

flabbergabberification!

(Dict) swimming in CapeTown harbour
"flab: fat tissue >> flabber will have to do with creating such
gab: chat, idle talk >> performing nonsense talk."

Traveller in Time on his head
"Indeed that covers the lot, however these nosense talks spinn off the mind to create and to recreate."

creating fat tissue through nonsense talk? how odd...

swimming over hell test result 174
"Intelligent, I suppose."

Traveller in Time
"Where can we find that 'Xenon ink'? Would like to paint a page with it."

Nephew Who ignition coil Big elco and oscillator circuit in his hands
"Wow, sounds like what you had designed in run?"

"taste xenon ink" is an anagram of ak nonexistent...

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in run? what about run... bit confused...

xenon ink would probably just be a bright green or some other color, in large amounts...