A story about a Nexian

Nexians, in general, are handsome, bold, charming, honest, and most of all, extremely modest. Hailing from Nexus, The Kingdom, the not-so-elusive Nexians thrive in all sorts of environments, love all kinds of foods, and drink several different varieties of teas, to say the least. And now, throwing ado to the wind, A story about a Nexian:



They call me Terinthanas. For many years, I have thrived in The Nexus, a world not so very different from our own, with the exception of dragons, magic... Well, perhaps it is entirely different than our own, but let's not get caught up in symantecs. One of the large differences (unless one would believe the truth behind The Matrix) between The Nexus and "Here" would be the fact that The Nexus is completely and utterly digital. Perhaps one day I will write an entry concerning that, but for now, this introduction shall solely concern me. Now then, without further ado(and perhaps some deja vu,) me.


I am known to my friends as Norm, the some-knowing and seminicient. My realm is that of the web and the written page. My profession is web-design, my hobby reading, and my ring size 7 1/2. I was born at a very young age, my legs so short that they barely reached the ground.

Things I always carry around with me (in my pockets) include:
~A moist towelette (towels are oft-times a bit large for my pockets.)
~Keys
~Two 3 inch Clear Acryllic Balls (See Contact Juggling Guide Entries http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A667668" >http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A667668, http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A592742" >http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A592742)
~My Wallet (Of course!)
~Band-aids (Just in case)
~One (Red) deck of Bicycle cards
~One (Blue) deck of Bicycle cards
~Seven Jefferson Half-Dollars
~One Surefire Flashlight
~Small Digital Voice Recorder
~Knife of the Swiss Army
~Two pocket pack Kleenex Tissue
~Space Pen (The original)
~The Meaning of Liff (The dictionary I live by.)

I speak English, Elvish (Sindarin,) and Spanish.

Daily Schedule:
~3:00 AM EST ~ Wake up
~3:05 AM EST ~ Earl Grey Tea (Sorry, traditionalists, I use milk.)
~3:05-3:40 AM EST ~ Full Morning Routine (Shower, breakfast, etc.)
~4:00-9:00 AM EST ~ Get to Work (Web Design)
~9:00-9:30 AM EST ~ Second Breakfast
~9:30-11:00 AM EST ~ Back to Work (Web Design)
~11:00-11:30 AM EST ~ Afternoon Tea & Snack (Earl Grey & Some form of Chocolate)
~11:30-4:00 PM EST ~ The Nexus and/or Social Life (When applicable)
~4:00 PM EST - 7:00 PM EST ~ Dinner, Television, & Bed.
~7:00 PM EST - 3:00 AM EST ~ Sleep
Lather, rinse, repeat as necessary.

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Hi there, The Nexian... Jul 27, 2003

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