h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have no idea what's going on.

But I've never actually, had a telephone coversation with someone from Merton. So that means the bottles out the window into the badger garden, woth no explanation to the cat in the shrubbery. Never mind the jumpers on the pole.

Actually, was it a cold beer? Or warm?

you know, actually I'm not entirely sur eif it was is or not

But it was a rubbish bite after all.

Oh, I liked it. Not at first. But it definitely grew on me.

Actually, I use the word actually over often my self.

I also use the word "anyways". I was actually corrected by a friend who pointed out that the word was actually "anyway" so I began to use "anyways" out of spite. I was also lectured by a drinking buddy, (on of your British expats) about the over use of the non word "biased". He stated that since bias is a noun there can't be a past tense. You either have bias or don't... you are not biased, he is not biased, they are not biased nor were they biased. He actually may have had a point, I don't have the OED to refer to. Dictionary dot com says it can be a verb and give examples.

I actually do not know who to believe but I have a bias that my friend is more righter than dictionary dot com.

I've not eaten anything yet today. Can't decide if I should have late lunch, or just go for an ealy dinner

I've been feeling hungry for most of the day. I've had plenty to eat, but I'm quitting with smoking, so that might be to blame

I was thinkign of quitting the other week, but then remembered I had no willpower.

I thought I could do it...




Just bought a new pack. It was horrible*shudder*

The trick to stopping smoking is really quite simple: stop sticking cigarettes in your mouth and setting fire to the end.

RF

You've blatantly never tried to quit smoking.

Er, yes I have. 3 years ago. It's the method I used.

RF

And what about the munchies? And wanting to kill people?

I weigh 32 stone and am in prison for life for serial murder.

RF

Those poor breakfasts, they never knew what got them.

Sounds like he might have sat on them.

It was relatively easy for me to quit. I did the same thing... no patch, no counselling, just quit.

My motivation?

My doctor at the time said I HAD to quit smoking and quit drinking... I quit smoking.

Yeah are like that. Like, good health is *soooo* important!

RF

Yea... but how healthy would I be if I stopped hanging around all my drinking buddies and going down to the pub?
I'd be a lonely hermit and dead in a year.