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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 8, 2005
Ok, when Shiny Dero posted his phone number on here, you stored it in your mobile for future reference i.e. If a random person asks you if you know any Nigerians, you can whip your phone out and introduce them to eachother.
But once storing the number, by mistake you pressed the "call" button (It's a new mobile, you've been busy at work and haven't had the chance to get the hang of it yet). Not realising you pressed call, the phone dials Shiny, who answers and puts a trace on your phone.
The tracking system he has (purchased from many internet scams and emails "I am but a poor man living in a country of disrepair, send me shoes and credit card information") shows a bleeping red light on Manchester. Shiny has then jumped on a private jet whilst eating a mango, arrived in Manchester (almost getting apprehended for attempting to bring fruit into the country). Located you and once he saw that you didn't resemble a foot wrapped in bacon, knocked you out.
About right? I bet it was a melon, not a mango...
Shinydero
Zak T Duck Posted Jul 8, 2005
So you did rescue me, or at least found me buried under a grand. I am forever in your debt. How can I ever make it up to you?
Shinydero
Zak T Duck Posted Jul 8, 2005
I don't appear to have a credit card. I seem to vaguely remember that I shouldn't get one until I've got rid of the student loan, whatever that is.
Shinydero
powerfulshinydero Posted Sep 14, 2005
oh nice ? what is nice okey call this number and see 08057144405
Shinydero
Baron Grim Posted Sep 14, 2005
Eight Six Seven Five Three Oh Nine!
Jenny, Jenny, Who can I turn to?
Eight Six Seven Five Three Oh Nine!
Eight Six Seven Five Three Oh Nine!
Eight Six Seven Five Three Oh Nine!
Eight Six Seven Five Three Oh Nine!
Shinydero
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 14, 2005
Yes, they're awfully good fun. 
What are we talking about again?
Shinydero
powerfulshinydero Posted Sep 14, 2005
i don,t know if any body can help me to buy laptop computer here .with regard to my paymeny?
Shinydero
Baron Grim Posted Sep 14, 2005
Here, use my credit card number
It's Visa 8675 3098 6753 0986
And my name is Heywood Djablomi.
Shinydero
powerfulshinydero Posted Sep 14, 2005
Atleast i need to have a friend from Uk and USA and germany
Shinydero
Zak T Duck Posted Sep 14, 2005
Never heard of him. Is he a wealthy lord like your new friend Lord Wolfston? U1531982
Shinydero
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 14, 2005
I know someone with a laptop for sale. How does £1000 sound to you?
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