h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, please do... they're such a nice couple.

They do make a loverly pair don't they <Right, will do, hang on, to this bag of peanuts.

I've asked them, they say they want to sonsult with a lunatic, so they might be some time

I have examined my conscience and I find my underlying motivation to be a thoroughly decent one, even quite saintly

eh


Do we have to have a motive?

::searches pockets, behind sofa, in credenza drawers...::

Scilence, the lunatic consulted ferrits are about to speak!

:: silently searches in the cupboard for a motive ::

'The motivation be that there be not a need for motivation. The cause be that there need not be a cause. In a forrest a tree grows, as the tree grows it gets bigger. The tree cannot grow beyond its limits. The tree has no limits. We have no limits. We have no tree. We need neither tree or limit, nor growth or treacle pudding. For the tree, needs not itself motivation, as we in turn require no gum to stick together paper. For in need is neither motivation nor treacle, and that is the opinion of us, the ferrits, after consulting our lunatic'

The Ferrits have spoken!

My motive is this: attempting to post to a thread only to find that, when it pops up, three or four intervening posts have appeared, so rendering all attempt at continuity hopeless, is a thoroughly exhilarating experience ...

Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!

Wat is contaneuity?

About five and half pounds, total - and most of them were blue

Thats good, for a moment there I thought I was a trouser leg.

Two return tickets to Margate please, don't spare the horses, and I'll have a pint for the badger.

Badger?! We don' need no steenkeeng badgers!

'aaaaaaaaaave a neeeeeeeeice hooooooolleeeeeeeeeedaaaaah

what blog?

Oh 000000000000ooooo this blog...

~waves at Trin n' Vestboy~