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And I hope Footie's enjoying it too!

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Actually, it's (as far as I can remember - I may have had to guess one or two words ) from a Not The Nine O'Clock News sketch, called "The Two Ninnies". The point of which was that "this is a family show, and we will not allow smut into your home".

RF

I am back Next question for Footy:: 2legs has done some food preperation for this evening, what food preperation has he done and what is he making tonight? I have mixed up some dough to make pizza base, currently rising in a bread tin, I used about 8 oz plain strong flour, half ish teaspoon salt, heaped teaspoon dried active yeast, half a TSp oragino, some olive oil, and warm water.
I mixed it, kneeded it, and currently it is sitting in the bread tin/loaf tin, with a plastic bag over it, on top of the microwave near the window, to rise.
Later on I shall make a cheese and tomato pizza from it, using fresh tomatos, and buffalo motzarella cheese now, what have you all been doing with my pants overnight?!

*Resists the temptation to blurt out the answer, still disappointed about not having won a prize last night*

Here, have this prize:: Now what on earth are my pants doing?

I can smell yeast.

Baked pants?

I fer one don't know what most of those words mean. Couldn't possibly it then could I.

And 2legs, I assume you are inviting us all over to join you in eating this pizza. What time should we come over?

Ooooooooooooo, pizza!

Everyone round to 2legs' for pizza!

RF

Hmm, about 8.30 I don't make very exciting pizza; just cheese and tomato, a tranditionalist at heart really

how long till 8:30? It's 10:42am here.

And simple is fine. As long as I don't have to cook. Shall I bring anything?

Hmm, well I've 9 bottles of and plenty of guiness, Hmm, some dessert if you like? ice cream?

How far away are you anyhow?

Well I don't know where you are 2legs so I don't know how far away I am from there. But I live in St Paul, Minnesota, USA. So how far is that? I may be a little late to dinner, come to think of it. Cold pizza is fine, though, don't worry 'bout me.

Well, I live in Cambridge UK, so it might be cheaper for you to buy a pizza locally, rather than fly over

Cheaper? I suppose. Pants!

Well, it does seem quite a way to travel for pizza! now, where did my pants go?