h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thankyou, Mr Sandwich.

*checks name*

Phew (again)

I just thought Vestie was saying 'wah'.

Wah?

See? Look! He did! He said 'wah'!

*Nods*

Alright, he did say it. Have a lollipop.

*lickylicky*

That's fine. I don't need a 'thankyou' or anything ...

'ankoo

*lickylicky*

Sorry...

*lollylickylicky*

Have you got another towel there?

It's a bit damp, with all the wah-ing and licky-ing

Hmm. *wipessalivaawaywithElton'sjacketsleeve*

Saliva *and* sneezes?

You realise you've just doubled its value, don't you?

*biddleybipbeepbudoopbipbop*

Securiflant? We need to double the guard on the jacket please...



*Muscly flants surround the jacket*

But it's your saliva, doesn't that lower the value?

*hides*

*reappearstosecuregappybottoms*

*hides*

Oh, it's my saliva?

Hmmmm...

Sorry, yes - all right lads, you can go home

*flantymumbletrudgemumble*

I reckon half that lolly should be mine.
*Pulls out cellotape dispenser*
This is a stickup! Give me the lolly!

*Sticks hands up*

Er ... how? See, with my hands up, I can't pass you the lolly. All I can do is continue to suck it.

*schlurp schlurp schlurp*

*sees predicament*
Ok this is only half a stickup, don't be stuckup pull the stickout.

Harrumph.

*schplop*

There you go

Oh my lost lollipop
You make my tears fall pit-a-pat
You are my stuck up candy
Lucky I've another handy

*schlurp schlurp schlurp*