h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Both Brasseye and The Day Today have been on dvd for a while, you should borrow them off somebody

In fact you can borrow them both off me if you like, just as soon as I've got Brass Eye

I'll have to do that.

I seem to get into programmes after they've been aired and then buy them all on dvd Must keep a sharper eye on the tellyguide

Thanks for what you said last night. It meant a lot

Anytime. You seem to me like a really nice bloke, try to put this week behind you.

You feeling better today?

A lot better thanks Today was how it normally is when my boss isn't in. The reason the whole week was crazy was because there was just loads to do, and a more than a fair share of organisation critical decisions. From what the chief and deputy exec told me today, I handled the week exeptionally well and will be getting a bonus for my efforts next month

I just hope this doesn't become a regular occurrence just yet. My name's not Jack Bauer

*Thinks of what it's like when boss isn't in* So, you hootooed and made countless visits to the corner shop for sweets? I'm proud to say that I've managed to do this and get a rise

Sounds like you deserve a bonus with all the running around you've been doing

I wouldn't be surprised if the bonus is just some of the beer that's still in the fridge at work from the Christmas party

You mean you haven't already nicked it?

I'd be lying if I said it hadn't occurred to me.

Tend not to lie, they only come back and haunt you.

I've not told any big lies in years Apart from when I said I was Nostradamus reincarnated on here

I'll tell little, white lies occasionally. But the worst ones I've told were probably while I was at junior school. I had many, many fake injuries and illnesses to get me out of going to school

You mean you're not Nostrodamus? Where do you see my future anyhoo?

No, but I foresaw myself being him from a past life

How far do you want me to go into the future? Next month I can see your wage being higher than the previous months and in 93 years time you will be either 6 feet under floating on the breeze

How about me?

Blissfully happy til the end of days.

Aww, thank you

Though it's not panning out that way just yet

Give it time

*Does a little dance and plays the kazoo*

I'm bored of giving it time

*Continues doing a little dance. Cha cha cha*

So what do you intend to do to get everything on track, and is there anything I can do to help?