h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As in "can't find my way" or as in "not won"?

*Finds Footy a map and some lottery numbers*

As in, I was doomed from the start

But at least I know where bonus ball 42 lives

Ah.

If you want to talk about it you know where I am

I'm ok, just being

How are you anyway?

Not bad. A little not with it today, fuzzy headed as if it didn't wake up this morning.

*Makes two cups of *

Three sugars please Hangover?

Nope. Think it's my bed. I either need a new one or at least a new mattress. Flollop!

*Puts sugar in and watches the spoon stand upright *

I used to have that many too, but cut it out completely last year *cue the age-old "I'm sweet enough" gag*

That's why I'm surrounded by suitcases right now Having a new bed delivered today so all the suitcases that were under the bed are in the computer room

I sometimes cut down to 2 & a half

Careful you don't get crushed under them all.

The sugars?

The suitcases.

(but with slightly deteriorated teeth)

They're not that bad, are they?

They were and then I had veneers put on them So now they look ok

How are your teeth?

They're a little tea coloured and apart from the odd childhood filling they're fine. Actually I've not been to the dentist for a while as the one I had was a right so and so. You'd go in for a quick five minute check-up and wouldn't let you leave until you'd had at least £30 of polish done.

I've been quite lucky with dentists. Usually, I'll sit on the chair, smile at dentist and she'll just say that's a fiver for the check up

I've not seen her credentials but she's seems sound to me I'll jsut bring some food for her dog, give her a beer and then she toddles down the street with her trolley

Wasn't that from The Day Today? A special report about the rise in use of illegal backstreet dentists.

I never watched that, was it from the Brass Eye bloke? Not that I ever watched that either

Yep, Chris Morris. That and his radio stuff were great. Not too sure on that Nathan Barley thing he did tho.

I saw the first one of that but thought it was a bit...rubbish I've seen clips of Brass Eye though and that looked really funny. I can remember seeing a clip for "Good aids Vs bad aids"