h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Footie, Footie, Footie!

Trin's trying to send me away and make me go to Wales

Please don't let him

Will....will you hurt him for me...lots?

As long as Wales has the interweb I see no reason as to why you shouldn't go.

(I thought this was gonna be a huge NotGertytastrophe for a second. )

They do have the interweb in Wales

(Point of fact, Dai the Flipflap was telling me only the other day, over a slice of lavabread in Mrs Llandower's Welsh Tasties Shoppe, that the interweb is 117% more efficient west of the border )

That's not the way this is supposed to go!

*gulp*

You too...a conspiracy

I hate Walesland, it's all so Welshy.

(There nearly was one t'other night, if that makes you feel any better I had the windows wide open, Fraidy was having a nutty half hour and launched herself at them and nearly ended up flying out of them. I dived over to grab her by the scruff of the neck and nearly sent NotGerty flying)

*hits Jangley*

Go to Wales.

Fine!

I can take a hint. I'll leave, but I'm not going to Walesland, and you'll never, ever hear from me again. Never!

*lollops back from Trin's PS*

*loops bit of elastic round Mrs B's dufflecoat's hangy-uppy-bit*

You'll be back

Don't go to Wales! Never go to Wales and no one else should ever do either!

*scoffs cake*

What?

http://www.miznervet.com/images/angry_puppy.gif

There she is!

N'awww, hello angry pup.