h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like it!

It's minimal - less is more. Everyone's going for big flashy PSes these days - yours shouts 'chic'!

(Not literally)

It needs pictures of tigerlets, though.

You're always nice.

There was a little gap earlier when I got sick of 'pthleurgh' and decided it was time for a revamp. Trouble is that I couldn't think of how to fix it up. So it sort of trailed off ...

That goes without saying. The world would be a better place if there were photies of tigerlets plastered all over it.

Did you see Rod on the tellybox earlier?

I missed Rod on the telly? Meurrrrrrrr...

Have the hootoo photographiers not got tigerlet coverage sorted out yet? Somebidy surely wants a trip to the zoo?

He did a video message on the channel 4 music thingie.

Brian Wilson was there though.

I don't think the tiger will let any more photographiers near the tigerlets. She's so protective.

Who's Somebidy?

Oh yes, new researcher called somebidy.

Probably.

Cor, you and yer Beach Boys

Top hospital floppiness! Something got blown up! That doesn't happen very often.

And who are these photographiers?

Licku on annual leave, ey?

I saw! Not the blowing up bit, but the hospital corridor. That's the most important bit anyway.

He is indeed - he's gone back to Poland to visit all the other Lickus

I meant to put photographiers - honestly!

Ner, don't believe you.

Pah!

Eyem obveeyusly goaing too hav too maik mi inntenshunul mispleltings moare obveeyus

Is it a hip new and trendy word?

I shall use it forever more.

There was an advert on E4 earlier for some fantastic new drink called Vodkats that can only be drunk by groovy people. I threw the yule log packet at the telly.

Vodkats? Isn't that only for meerkats?

So cute when they all line up for sentry duty and they're tiddly - the way they all sway in time

There was an advert for starlings on earlier too. I think that was what it was for. There were a lot of starlings in it anyway.

Awww, it'll be watched with a smile next time.

So many people have been fooled by that advert. I want a little bird, not a drink!

There was an advert on for Cadburys earlier. There was a lot of chocolate.

Good old Cadbury - as honest as the day is long

Might have a bit of choccy, actually



No choccy



Cake!

You have cake?

I ate the last of the cake.

Ooh! I had a Twirl this afternoon. And then some crisps. And then some spice. And then ...

It's been a stuff yer face kinda day.

(They're just little Mr Kipling jobs - quite chocolatey though)

Thank you!

*munchmunchmunch*

(Do you have Bakewell tarts too? )

Yes!

Little ones (Mr K again) with no glace cherries though.

Good. The rubbish cherries are usually picked off and flicked anyway.

Blimey. Those 'mericans get rid of the flu quicksharp.

Must be all the naughtie sweeties That Christopher Trouble's his middle name, you know...

*flick*

*ping!*