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Post 1

Trin Tragula

he he he...

*hides*


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Post 2

Mrs Bojangles

smiley - bigeyes

Lo! What you hiding in here for?


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Post 3

Trin Tragula

Sssshhhh!!!

Quick - in here, behind the fridge smiley - run

he he he...


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Post 4

Mrs Bojangles

Ok!smiley - smiley

Gggnnh! Uurrph! Hooyaaammneerggh!

smiley - cross

Can't. Too much cake last night. Best I just hide insede the fridge. Yeah. S'best.smiley - biggrin


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Post 5

Trin Tragula

Er... okay smiley - erm

*waits*

he he he...

*chomping noises*

Oi! smiley - cross *knockknockknock* Stoppit! If there's 'wiches missing, she'll notice. Just stay out of sight in the salad crisper!


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Post 6

Trin Tragula

he he he...

*tummyrumble*

Oo...

*knockknockknock* Are there any choccy muffins and custard in there? smiley - drool

No. No! Best not. As you were...

he he he...

*bigtummyrumble*

Ooo...


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Post 7

Mrs Bojangles

*munchmunchchompmu....* Huh?

Nobe, thereb's onbly vebetables.smiley - puff And salab.

smiley - shhh


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Post 8

Trin Tragula

Ah... salab and vebetables, eh? Ho hum

*pause*

Hang on! Vebetables? In Footie's fridge? smiley - yikes Perhaps it's a test. Perhaps she's counted them and left them out to check I haven't fallen off the wagon or anything

*knock!knock!knock!* Mrs B! Don't eat the vebetables! She'll think I done did it! smiley - grovel


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Post 9

Mrs Bojangles

smiley - rolleyes

Not eatin' nuttin', shurrup and get back behind the fridge, you'll give the game away other wise.smiley - cross

heeheehee*munchslurpy*heehee*arf*pardiessmiley - blush


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Post 10

Trin Tragula

Er... okay then.

*waits*

Wish I'd brought a 'wich. And a book. But mostly a 'wich smiley - erm


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Post 11

Baconlefeets

smiley - run

Found you! smiley - biggrin

Fridge! smiley - run

Jangley 'wich. smiley - drool


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Post 12

Trin Tragula

Yes! Eat her! She's much tastier, all spicy and stuff!

smiley - run


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Post 13

Baconlefeets

Do you have a special edition Mrs Bojangles serviette?


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Post 14

Trin Tragula

Hof course, moddom - would you care for the standard swag-bag hessian, or the deluxe cat-burglar fancy linen?


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Post 15

Baconlefeets

My, what jolly good service this thread doth have. I would be most grateful if you could give me the deluxe serviette. Many snacks.


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Post 16

Trin Tragula

Your serviette, moddom. And snacks *claps hands - troupe of Oompa waiterlets enters with platters balanced on top of their heads, laden with all manner of fancy snacks*


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Post 17

Baconlefeets

(My letters are usually signed off with "Many snacks, yours sandwichly, Footbacon" smiley - silly)

Many snacks. smiley - bigeyes

smiley - drool

*munchmunch* Fankoo! *slobbersmiley - smoochslobber*

And now to tuck inth the Jangleywich. smiley - drool


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Post 18

Trin Tragula

Crusties or nay, moddom?

VvvvzzzzzvZVZVXVZVXVVXVZVZVVZVZVZVZVVZVZVZVZZZZZZZZZ!!!


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Post 19

Baconlefeets

She does look a little burnt around the edges (been cake firework practicing already). Best without them. smiley - drool


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Post 20

Trin Tragula

Very well: I shall endeavour, after the fashion of all the finest 'wich craftsmen, to remove the crusties while leaving the filling untrimmed.

Before then proceeding to cut the 'wich in half *ahem*

VZXVZVXVZVXVXVXVZVXXXVZVZVXVZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!


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