h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hides*

he he he...

Pah!

*waves hand*

Too easy!

That was pretty feeble, wasn't it?

*sigh*

Out of hidey practice...

Awww.

*throws over Trin*

Oh dear. I've lost him. Where's he gone?

Perhaps he is behind these curtains.

Oh, no. I was wrong. My mistake.

He must be behind the television.

No, not there either.

He must have hidden the orange television and be hidden behind that.

he he he

You don't think she's letting you remain hidden just to boost your hideyfidence, do you?

Nah - you're just damn good and that's all there is to it!

*Steps over the giggling towel*

Where would he hide the orange television?

He knows I'm in his flat, so also knows I'd automatically dash straight for the fridge. He must have hidden the sandwich fillers with the telly. Hmmm.







Empty your belly and release yourself!

How did you find me so quickly?

It was a tipoff, wasn't it?

*coo*

I agree, Gerald, an insider who gave me away.

*coo*

Very much so, Gerald... er, could you stop pointing at me please, it's making me nervous.

I can't return the telly, I've eaten it. Along with everything in the fridge. And the nightmare bunny suit (which was surprisingly tasty).