h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Eeeek eeek,

"Oo oo. Ee eek oo ooooo ook ook. Eeek, oo oo oook eeook. EEK EEK! Ooo, oo oo ... oook. Eeek eeek eek (eek eek) oook ooeeeook.

"Eeek oo,

"Eeekeek Oookook xxx"

Brave little blighter.

Better send him some packed lunch.

Hmmph. He's not short of bananas

"Eeek Eekeekook,

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ook oo ooo eee eeek oook. Eeek eeek: "Hiiiiiiiiii-yah!" ... eeek, ooo oo ee oooeee eeek.

"Eeeek eeek,

"Ooook. xxx"

And they only gave you a bandana in trade for a banana?

You should see what Trin's got for you as a welcome home present! Must ... not ... tell ... of ... gown!

(That smiley gets worse every time I see it. And I can never remember how many 's'es and 'h'es it needs )

(It's the one that gets me. The one place I know where to use an apostrophe in the right place and it won't let me).

*poke*

It's quiet without her, isn't it? She's such a big gob.

Are you off making a sandwich?

Probably still on the Dylan marathon.

Takin' care o' bidneth *sniff*

'Wich! Only if you're making one mind ... eh? Sorry? Huh?

You've just reminded me I still have a bit of Dylan left to go

You watchin' Appletini Now?

You've got more than enough. Hmmph! Getting passed 'wiches under the table to sub sandwich entries and not telling anyone about it. What d'you think you're playing at?



Did I tell you that I saw him live? And I was really close. And he did stool leaning. And he was live. And he took his jacket off. And he was live. Did I tell you that?

You have now!!!

(Actually ... I think you might have done )

Can I ... can I touch your jacket?

What's Appletini? Is it good? I haven't even got the volume up at the minute, because I thought there wasn't anything on.

I know Up in the Subs forum they call me Mr Sandwich, because they know I'll sulk if I don't get the 'wich Entries

(That's not true But I'd certainly like to be called Mr Sandwich. Deedpoll! )

(And I will do again. Everytime you flaunt your Dylan marathon at me. )

Have you been eating choccy pudding? Wash your hands and then you can touch it.

It's apple and ... er ... martini. J.D. drinks it.

What's Repo Man like? The telly keeps telling me it's one of the tip top films to watch before you die, but it's on a bit late. They must want us to die of sleep exhaustion straight after the film.

( I'll call you Mr Sandwich. Actually, you could register as Mr Sandwich and run into all *those* threads shouting things ...)

Hello I'm new around here. Can you direct me to the sandwiches?

Haven't done that for a while.

I've never seen Repo Man but I might give it a go - after a while, all that "Oo, you must" starts to wear you down.

Hang on I'm losing track of who I am now ...

Mr Sandwich tried to take me over (really - every time I pressed the button as me, it came out as Mr Sandwich )

*presses button and hopes for the best*

Phew!

Hello Mr Sandwich. Welcome to hootooland.

You'll find that there'll be an abundance of sandwiches if you post something shouty in here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/AddThread?inreplyto=40031898

Or maybe there'll just be tomatoes ...

Yeah, you can't tell you're not used to making new accounts.

That's never happened before though. You know ... with *headpoints* him.

Now there's a conversation which could use a more sandwich-oriented direction