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Baconlefeets Started conversation Jul 12, 2006
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 12, 2006
I made a few different ones, but hootoo seems to prefer the stone leopards to 'Consuella buys inside-out dress' and all of my Flantwatch posts. 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 12, 2006
The Stone leopards shall inherit the earth 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 12, 2006
Stone leopards caught 2legs in a trap
no way of escape no sight of a map 
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 12, 2006
Apart from that map over there in the stone leopards mouth.
*points*
It's the directions to a furniture shop.
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Trin Tragula Posted Jul 19, 2006
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/0330248170/ref=dp_image_text_0/202-5644370-3291845?ie=UTF8
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 19, 2006
*points and nods*
That's the one, that last one. Want one of them next to the fireplace.
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Trin Tragula Posted Jul 19, 2006
The price is 14 monkeys!
That's ...
Hang on. What happens to the monkeys?
http://www.stonecarver.com/fp/fqa-fire.jpg
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 19, 2006
Noooo!
I can't sacrifice the monkeys. I'll have to go without. 
(It's turned into a very 
type of night. 
)
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Trin Tragula Posted Jul 19, 2006
No, it's all right. Two of the monkeys said they quite liked it and they've volunteered.
Odd monkeys Tiny's reading a comic in the bedroom and he won't talk to any of them.
So - Stone Leopard's in the post! They estimate a delivery time of 12 noon. On Friday. September the 12th. 2034
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 19, 2006
Awww. Bless their little furry bootees. 
Have you tried tempting tiny monkey out with the promise of ice cream? (from Mrs B's freezer, naturally).
2034? Don't they have any in stock?
I knew they would be in high demand.
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Trin Tragula Posted Jul 19, 2006
Snail postal deliveries. What can you do?
Takes a team of seventy-six postal courier snails to deliver one stone leopard, apparently. Might want to make a note to have seventy-six thimbles of tea ready for September 2034.
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 19, 2006
*biddlyboopboopbeep*
*pappap!*
Duly programmed into phone. Just got to not upgrade to a new, even more special gadget and hang onto Space Odyssey one for another 20 years. 
Oooh! Look! Shiny phone with twinky lights.
*postitnote*
*scribblescribble*
"76 thimbles of tea in Sept 2034"
*sticksnotetofridge*
There. 
Or ... can I collect the stone leopard myself?
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