h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Oooh!

*Clicks linky*

*Offers *

Thank you, Trin! It looks perfect. Sparkly new linkages too!



Oh...you're asleep...

*Places bookmark in "History of Flants" book and switches off light.*

Huh? Wah?

Good-o! I'll click it back to TPTB then *click*

Where are you up to? Have you reached the bit where flants develop the spinning jenny and start to colonise Bugsylvania?

That was a good chapter, I finished that one a few days ago.

Now I'm on the bit about the rumours of Flants trying to pass as a human. Apparently, they found the way to do it in 1930. What a triumph! Not once did I suspect that Sean Connery was being operated by thousands of Flants!

"Oh James, your suit's all wet!"

"Well, at leasht my martinish shtill dry. Bzzzzz"

And no one suspected a thing

This isn't that old. I can do better. *dives*

This is still this year.

We want nineteenth-century backlog!

*'wich*

*Leaves half*

*munch*

You're very spry today.

I am quite spry, aren't I?

I'm going to act the giddy goat later

Spill all the gossip!

Gossip? Do giddy goats gossip?

Yes. There's a goat who I see quite often, he's *always* telling his gossip-filled tales from up on the mountain.

Why's you giddy? Why's you giddy?

I'm not yet. I'm working up to it. Couple of hours of ditsy and I should be ready for giddy afterwards.

It's about Lost, isn't it? You're getting giddy about the soon-to-be-non-spoilers.

Lost!!!

See, I've overshot giddy and gone into flibbertigibbet now!

<'wich>

*waits*

*continues waiting*

*sigh*

*gets out harmonica*



Woke up this mornin'
Blues all round ma bed...



Woke up this mornin'
Bluuuuheuuuuuuuues all round ma bed...



'Cos Footie's not around heeeeyah
And that 'wich is un-eat-ed

Where was I?