h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've got my laptop and can get online most of the time. Stop by and see me sometime Toots.

WOW !!!!! You clever person you hahahahhahaha I've just mailed you !!!! Hopefully see you very soon Don.Welcome back ,I have missed you Love Pinky xxxxxx

So where are you then slowcoach ? hahahahaha xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I had to go to widdle Missy I'm here now Sweets

Well you took your time hahahahhaha But,your here now hahahahaha Do you need any help finding your way around the old place ? Just let me know,it's no problem.I can lead you can follow hahahahaha xxxx

You can take me anywhere Toots.

Well where exactly did you want to go ? You've got to give me some idea,you know my sense of direction isn't quite perfect,YET hahahaha xxxxx

Blackpool t'would be nice Missy.

Ok Blackpool it is then,OK Close your eyes imagine beautiful warm breezes blowing in your face,sand beneath your bare feet,the sound of gentle waves lapping the shore.The sound of palm trees,swaying softly in the breeze ! Oopppsey thats not Blackpool,that was Santa Ponsa, Majorca hahahahahaha It's too wet in Blackpool at the moment Don.lets stay in Majorca shall we ? hahahahahhaha xxxxxx

Okay you're the tour guide. I'll take your good advice Dove.

Majorca it is then and guess what ? It must be our lucky night,it's Fiesta time !!! Yeh !!! Dancing and music and wine and fun !!! Your pleased you came now, YES ? xxxx

Indeed my lovely. So it must be your turn to treat as i' m without a farthing to me name. This new laptop computer has set me back quite dramatically

Hahahahahahaha no change there then,you being skint and me having to pay I mean ? hahahahhahaha Anything you desire is yours,for one night only OK ? Tomorrow we travel onto other distant shores and my money could be running out by then too !!! Ok,eat,drink and be merry,they're playing our tune !!! Dance first ? xxxxxxxxxx

But of course my Dear, we can always fanaegel our way about if the funds run a tad low me Sweets.

If the funds do run a bit low,it's everyman for himself OK ? hahahahahha Oooppsey ,I'm a woman hahahahaha We'll cope OK ? hahahaha xxxxx

Missy, don't worry. All we'll need is a friendly game of cards. Money want be a worry then. Trust me.

A FRIENDLY game of cards ??? Mmmmmm sounds interesting,you do have that spare ace up your sleeve I hope ? We may just need it the way your drinking this vino !!! hahahahhaha xxxxxxxx

Pinky I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to call it a night. Otay Dove. Hopefully we can continue tommorrow. E'ya Lass.

Hey Don,if I can be here I will be xxxx I've had good fun as always xxx You take care catch you soon Love Pinky xxxxxxx

Well Missy I must have gotten your email a tad bit late. So I missed ya again. Drats. Guess what I've been meaning to tell ya this. I found some Earl Grey Tea at a fancy hotel I stayed in whilst I was in Indianpolis. I drang it in the traditional English way, of which you told me. It was'nt half bad, still I like coffee better. I could get use to it though.

E'Ya Lass.