h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hahahahahahahahha good job too don't you think? Otherwise we'd be in a bit of a predicament don't you think Don ? hahahahahaha xxxxx

It's a dark,foggy night in London town ! Pinky ,is on her way to a rendevous with some tall dark stranger !!! Will he arrive,will he turn up ? She has no idea,but if he doesn't soon she maybe lost in the fog forever and never know anyway !! xxxxxxxx

Out of the shadows steps a mysterious man, with a galant swagger. He steps up to the Lady in Pink, and says "Can I be of assistance my Dear?"

Ughh ! You scared me then,mysterious stranger with a gallant swagger ! You wouldn't happen to have a fog torch on you would ya ? xxxxxxx

Well as it bwould happen, no I don't. Just stay close Dove and we'll muddle it together. Watch your step. I believe there's a pub just up the road. Perhaps they can assist us with some warmth, and a torch. I can speak for you but I'm in need of some refreshment. So what say you me Sweets?

Mmmmmmmmm you wouldn't be trying to get me drunk by any chance would you,Oh mysterious one with the gallant swagger,would you ?OK then lets head for the pub,I'll hold onto your coat,just incase !!! xxxx

I assure you maddam, I have the most honerable intentions for our sojourn.

(Well I can't see the grin,it's foggy) Ok ,mysterious stranger,you lead,I'll follow !!! I just hope we don't get lost in this horrendous fog ! I wouldn't want for us to stray to the dockside or even, dare I say ? Soho ! xxxxxx

Not a chance my Lady. Why I know these docks like the back of me hand. Why when did they put that there?

Really ? So I'm in safe hands then ? Careful, you almost fell into the Thames then ! Good job I was here to save you,my stranger ! xxxx

Yes rather fortutitous Missy. Listen I here laughter and merry making. It has to be near, stick close my beautiful Damsel.

Just call me Super Glue OK stranger ? Cos I'm sticking to you,like a stamp to a letter ! I can hear the voices,we must be nearing the pub by now ! xxxx

Yes I can hear the sounds of Lager stines being clanged in a toast. Look there a glow of Tavern lamps, and it's not far.

Good,cos I'm freezing now !! Lets quicken our pace stranger,we'll be in the warm very soon xxxxxx

There we are Missy promissed light conversation and Stout.

Why thankyou so much kind stranger,I'm most grateful to you for your perfect directions.You know this area very well,I'm impressed ! Well would you believe it,a familiar face over there in the corner,why,I'm amazed, he never normally gets to this corner of the world often,it's a good friend of mine,I admire him very much,shall I introduce you kind stranger ? This is my very dear friend Johnny Depp and this Johnny is ermmm is mmmmmm Who are you ? hahahahahhaha xxxxxx

You can call me George Missy. Nice to meet you sir. I must I loved your love in "Pirates of The Carribeian". As a matter of fact I think you do spendidly in all your films, as the Brits call them. If you ask me film soulds like something you have in your mouth after a long night's drink. A little vjoke there.

Would you care for a dance my Lady.

Why,thankyou kindly George ,I don't mind if I do ! Excuse us Johnny,we won't be too long ! OR WILL WE ??? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well if you ntie out Missy we'll stop. You don't mind do ya Mate?

Mmmmmmmm,don't look now George but I don't like the look on his face much !! Just pretend we didn't see that sly glance OK ? xxxxxx