h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know,same for me Graham...we need the lottery big time ...drink your coffee,have a Jaffa ,put your feet up for 5 mins ...tell the boss your busy

yes i will do that.
a friend of mine is going to blackpool
in september so if you see a tall thin man with glasses
that will be him is name is charlie you never know he might
come in to the shop to bye some flowers for is girl friend

hahaha thanks for the warning ,I'll keep an eye out for him Graham hahahahaha Your so funny hahahaha Some things never change ,thankfully

your be looking at everybody who comes in the shop now
this girl friend is blonde ha ha ha .
hows the shop doing in this credit crunch.

Blonde eh ? My eyes won't leave the door hahaha Well funnily enough Graham,when people are feeling down,stressed and worried ,they buy flowers to cheer themselves up ...so,I'm doing ok ,thanks ..still wanting to sell up and work from home though ...I'll wait until the climate gets better ,the finacial climate ....another 20 yrs then hahaha God,the outlook is bleak Graham

if we did'nt laugh we would cry
just going for a walk i will put the kettle on
when i get back

Hey ,it's ok..I'll put it on ( see how I've mellowed ?) It'll be boiled just intime for your return ,,hurry up then ..go..run ..shooo ( I'm SO mellowed now ,you wouldn't believe hahahaha )

im back wheres that all this walking
i need it now have got any jaffa's left

My my my,how bossy have you become eh ? There's your coffee,the Jaffas are all gone ( sorry ,smiles ) Here's a Kit Kat ..now calm down ..PHEW !

thank you i see you don't need training.
your do nicely can you come round 3 days
a week

3 ? Do I have too ? Can't it be just 2 ? I'll get travel sickness Graham

i would settle for one day a week and as a bonus
you get one packet of lime jaffa's and two kit- kats

hahahaha ,awww ,the lime Jaffas are enough Graham,you don't have to spend your hard earned money on me hahahahaha And,becareful what you wish for ok ? hahahaha

i've been wishing for that for a very long time

I know XXXX

just checked the lotto didn't get one number
roll on friday for the euro

I don't bother checking until the week-end now Graham,pointless..I haven't even won a tenner in months ..Euro,we'll do it

same here i cant remember the last time i won a tenner
i think the euro jackpot this week is 35 million
that would be nice we would'nt run out of jaffa's then ha ha ha

35 million ..wow,we'd never run out of anything again Graham hahaha ,but we wouldn't want all that money would we ? Would we ? OR,would we ?

i would settle for 1 million but if i won the lot
i would sort out my family