h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

its about time we had how own thread
what do you think let me know tonight

graham.

WOW !!! Infact WOW WOW WOW !!! You've done a FABULOUS job around here Graham,a few scatter cushions, perfumed candles,and a couple of vases of fresh flowers around the place, will just add that feminine touch !!!I'm impressed !! OUR FIRST HOME TOGETHER hahahahahhahahhaha Thankyou xxxxxxxxxxx How are you ? Thankyou for your mail,I've replied xxxxxxxxxxx

i'm glad you like the place
do you like the art work on
the wall over there by monet
poppy field. i do like that
picture.
should i have carried you throw
the door way.








did you enjoy your shopping today

did you get the shoes you want
did your sister get ant or did
you by the lot.




graham.

It's fabulous,and I love Monet too !It's a great idea Graham .We can stop annoying people on the winning thread now hahhahhaha I hadn't thought of that though,carrying over the thresh-hold... Oh well,next house we set up OK ? hahahhahahhaha Yes,shopped till we dropped,it's all in your e-mail hahahahhahaha How are you ? Are you busy ? xxxxxxxxxx

it has been busy but it as
gone quite now they must have see
you coming.
so you got your shoe.


i will read your email in the morning
yes that win thread there was to must winner
its not good for you.


graham.

OOOOOooooo,they must be used to hearing my footsteps now hahahahha Espiecally in my new shoes hahahhahahhaha Do they all run for cover the minute they hear me arriving do you reckon Graham ? Not as daft as we think they are eh ? hahahhahahha !! Hahahahhahhaha ,I NEVER win in that thread..I'm too busy letting you win !! hahahahhaha Is the kettle on ?? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

yes one coffee coming up no sugar
and one kit kat white chocolate.



i'm hopeing they are all a sleep
i dont want them to hear me
talking to .




graham.

(Just whisper then !!) Thankyou ,and white chocolate Kit Kats too,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it's like I've died and gone to heaven !!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx We could do with some really posh coffee cups in here you know..I MIGHT have to go shopping AGAIN tomorrow ...Oh dear,a womans work is never done !!! hahahahhahhaha

YES I THINK WE DO NEED NEW COFFEE CUPS
AND CAN YOU GET SOME PLACE MATS TO
WHEN YOU GO OUT GET THE ONES WITH YOURS
AND MY NAME ON IT THAT WAY I WILL KNOW WERE
TO SIT. HA HA HA HA




GRAHAM.

You'll be wanting HIS and HER towels next !!! No problem,just keep adding to the shopping list pet ,I don't mind ,honestly !!! Are we hiring a cleaner ??? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well what with all the new gear
we have i was thinking your good
do the cleaning i will sit here and
watch you do it is that alright love?





graham.

We can't afford a cleaner then ??? OH NO !!! I'll have to buy cleaning stuff,and hoovers ,and dusters and polish and stuff !!!! And rubber gloves (DON'T YOU DARE !!! hahahahhaha) I think I'm developing a dust allergy already !!! I bet your fast at cleaning though ??? hahahahahhahhaahhahha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

coffees readly.



graham.

Oooooooooo thankyou !! I LOVE the new sofas you've chosen ! Very classy !! You've got style,I'll give you that Graham !!! Would you like some of my Kit Kat ? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

no thank you you eat it.
about the cleaning i will
help you if you wear the rubber
gloves and nothing else i think
i could get the cleaning done
in half the time and will give us more time
to do what comes natural. ha ha ha ha


graham.

Hahahahhahahhaha (and here's me thinking I'd got away nicely about the rubber gloves hahahahhahahha CHEERS hahahahha) Hey,I can do housework you know !!!! I'm a demon with a feather duster hahahahahaha Anyway,leave me to ponder,I'm making a shopping list ....new rug,a few crystal vases,one or three lamps ,matching,of course ! Faux fur throws,and a nice dining set might make a difference in that empty space over there >>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't want any of my Kit Kat ? Why not ? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i got the kit kat just for you
you need to eat you have got all
that cleaning to do now that i'm
make a mess making the coffee.




ps i think the feather duster could come in handy
just leave it by the bed love. ha ha ha


graham.

Just go and sit down,for heavens sake,look at this mess Graham ?? I'll make the coffee ....if you want things doing around here,best to do it yourself .......There you go,one coffee,milk,2 sugars and it's hot,so be careful !!!! Now where were we ???? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you were taking the feather duster
to the bedroom dont forget the rubber glove
and when you past the bath room can you pick up
that baby oil its your time to have a break.
let me do everything for you put your feet up
there nice shoes there new one very nice.



graham.

Yes,do you like them ?I LOVE red shoes hahahahhahhaha Ahhhh,nice to relax on the lovely new sofas Graham,if I DO fall asleep,waken me gently OK ??? I HAVE been known to be a little bit grumpy when I'm woken suddenly !!! (Not a lot of people know that,it's a secret) I've completely ignored your demands about me going up those stairs.Have you noticed ??? hahahahhahahahhaha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx