h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So ! Where are you ? xxx

Over here in the Garage, putting a lick of paint on the shafts ready to take the X Factor by storm - 'What shall we call ourselves? How about - 'Can't sing won't sing we're just a little hoarse'?

How yuh diddling? I'm fine - got to clear the mess which masquerades as my desk. First the important h2g2 things and . No, I have not just got up, done allsorts, even been out, even put some clothes on TeeHee snigger - bit brrrrhh.

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OoooOOOOooooooo 'Little Hoarse',I like that So.If we use that name,we'll gallop home in the polls !! X Factor ? Bring it on !

I'm OK thankyou So.I'm just happy to know you actually put some clothes on ,it's freezing out there !!! See you soon ! Take care

Hay! Hay! we're on a roll- what to sing? 'The wheels on the cart go round and round'? Maybe not!

Going to the Theatre tonight, no ides if it will be any good - let you know. Yes, I will be dressed! Did you have snow?

See Ya!

Hope your evening at the Theatre went well So ! We've had no snow here,not a flake ! Sunshine,but it's been freezing cold !


Why don't we sing the Yankee Doodle Song ? Yankee Doodle came to London riding on a pony,he stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni la lalalala lalala lalalallallala We can do this,WITH HARMONY !!!!

Harmony? - I'm not changing my hair colour! Sorry not punny as I expect your'e too young to remember HARMONY

YankeeeeeeeeDoooooooodle is good - do we update the lyrics? Yankee Doodle came to London on a Harley, stuck a rayband on his head and called it 'look at me' - dont' know any more words.

Theatre - Play 'Comfort me with Apples' - Dire, dreadful, depressing - nearly walked out after first act - decided to see second on the grounds it might be OK in the end and it could not get worse - it wasn't and it did - Ugh! Fortunately the tickets were freebies as the play was not getting the numbers - no surprise there.

Still there's hootoo and you to lift my spirits.

YOUR NOT WEARING HARMONY HAIRSPRAY ARE YOU ? (older than you think eh ? hahahhahahaha) Well,how annoying the evening at the theatre was such a let down So ! Good job the tickets WERE freebies in that case !! And to think,you got dressed for the ocassion as well !!! Gutting !!!
I like the updated version of Yankee Doodle very much So...we can work on the other verses before the audition OK ? See you soon x

I had to put clothes on - that East wind - too lazy to go round.

Yankee Doodle - I've googled the words - next 2 lines

'Yankee Doodle, keep it up
Yankee Doodle Dandy' What do you think?

HAIRSPRAY - PASSE! Let it free! Hello trees, hello sky, Oh joy!

Selfand anyone else who needs it.

I'm just pleased it wasn't that north wind So !!! That isn't lazy at all !!

Not bad,it's coming along nicely,our Yankee Doodle song.I have high hopes for our audition !


But So,you can wear Harmony anytime you want...No one will ever know !!!! (Your secrets safe with me)

I'm working on version 2.

'Pinkee Doodle went to town
Riding on a Harley
Stuck a Lily in her cap
And called it Coooeee!
Pinkee Doodle lap it up
Pinkee Doodle Candy
Mind the panic and the step
And mince like Andy Pandy!

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SUPERB So !!!! Thats got to be the winner ,all I have to do now is learn the words and we're ready !!!! X Factor ,eat your heart out,we're coming through, or threw as the case maybe !!!!!

OR should we have ?......
Grumpy Pinky went to town
Riding on a Harley ........I don't want to cramp your style here So,it's upto you !

Yankee Doddle Dandy ?? Where are you ? xxx

PS IF your riding on that pony again ,gallop over this way <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Yeee Haaa!!

Whoa !!!!!! Slow down !!!

I would, but I don't think this thing has brakes!

Bailing out...............
Where am I, who am I?

Oh NO !!! Now we've got problems !!!Your here,your concussed,do not panic..I'm panicking enough for the two of us !!! Did you see which way the pony went ? Can you even remember what a pony is ??

I'll try to speak up I've become a little hoarse!

Can you hear me?