h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We have not been introduced, but there are a couple of us under the table waiting for you - if you care to drop in.

And you think your'e confused!!

Hahahahahahahahaha Hey,it doesn't take much to confuse me you know hahahahaha Which table are you all under ? A clue would be nice,asap Ok ? hahahahaha Speak to you soon.

How did you know my name is Soon? My first name is So!

Just banged my head on the chair!

Hi So,I'm not just a pretty face you know ? hahahahahahaha I'm telepathetic as well hahahahaha You noticed eh ? x

Thank goodness, who ever that is, that's all I could see in the dark.

I thought I might just have to switch to braille.

Oh So,it's me ,Pinky,your new friend...So much for the new expensive perfume I bought then !!! Back to the cheap stuff again !

You can't beat a whiff of Rive Gauche! Good job you're still in the Den!

If you don't mind, it would be well and truly to make you the first one on my friend list

The committee are plotting, must go Buyeeeeeee

Rive Gauche ?? Now you tell me So !!! I've just spent a fortune on Yves st Laurents,Opium !!! I can't win..Then again,my luck MIGHT be changing,you want me for a friend ? Ahhh,I'm honoured,but only if you'll be mine OK ?........A conspiracy with the committee ? Wait for me >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Hi, Pinky Opium - stone me, I did think there was a familiar pong!

We need a stalking horse to in phill trate the cabinet. Do you want the front legs or the back. Love to be your friend! Catch you later

Ermmm,you already ARE my friend So ! Sorry,I took the liberty of adding you to my list already ! Lord knows I need all the friends I can get around here hahahahahaha OK,back to business,front legs for me I think So,I like being ahead OK ?

You were up late!

Back legs then! We will have to arrive in a horse box if we are going to hunt them down - I'm fresh out - you? I could ask the neigh-bores.

Must trot now things to do. I would give you a whinny, but I'm the back end.

I'm always up late So,I'm a florist,it's Mothers Day week,I'm busy !!!...... A horse-box ? Ermmm !!! I haven't got one handy,but just get me a bit of wood,a hammer and a few nails So,I'll have one sorted in no time at all !!! Hey,have you got hay ? We'll need hay !!

I'll get some in Haymarket. Sorry if your'e stretched au moment re Jour de Mamma. You can see why I failed 'O' level French quatre fois. Alors.

Now what about a chassis, I have a hitch tow with, but some one else will have to drive as I will be in the hay avec vous, so to speak.

Mmmmmmm,a driver ? I hadn't thought of that So ??? Can't the horse do the driving ? (I thought your French was very French indeed,incidently)

Flattery, so nice don't stop!

Re driver/horse ans. only if we have a cart. We need the horse first as it is universally recognised that it is not such a good thing to have the cart first. Phew!

I orrfff now tres fatigued. Bon nuit.

We can alter the rules can't we So ? They shoot horses don't they ? Well they can't shoot us !!! (can they ??)Sweet Dreams,see you soon !PS I'll think of something extremely flattering to say asap ,count on it ! Good Night !

I'm getting Pinky withdrawl symptoms, not unpleasant, but keep it to yourself.

I did have a dream, but it was so wierd I think it is h2t2 induced.

Hope you are not too shattered from the Mothering Sunday demands.

My mother died last year so I think I will take some flowers round to our local care home, there is bound to be at least one 'mother' with no flowers.

Going now to add some memory to my PC - its suffering from nostalgia.

Terrahh!

There's no need whatsoever So to be suffering from withdrawal symtoms OK ? I'm here,whenever you need me !.....Sorry to hear about your Mum,I am very lucky and still have my Mum,but,I suffer the same feelings as you do when Fathers Day comes around So xxxx The good news is...Mothers Day is almost over for yet another year,and I've survived it ,just !! When you need to get rid of those withdrawal systoms,just call my name ..I'll be there xxxx See you later

Hi, we will have to push the cart after all. I've got a draft declaration, not too painful, perhaps we should head for the X Factor auditions as a way in?

Back to normalititityyyy-

Oh NO !!! Not the X Factor auditions So ? Ermmm,well,if there's no other way,what shall we sing ? I can't push a cart right now,I'm exhausted... (BUT,I'll soon be rested and back on form again hahahhaha) Hope your OK ? See you later x