h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*takes out an eeprom chip and attaches to his laptop*

*Shorts and then starts singing back wards*

*erm*
probes a different spot*

*song ends (badly), then mindbits speaks in a monotone voice*

"Please enter command password"

*replaces eeprom chip taht is set up to bypass all passwords*

*looks round at the orogramer*
password...?

*reboots mindbits*

"please enter command"

dir</>

mindbits list all files and programs on your system

*A list of nonesentail programs mostly for the running of mind bits, objective files, emotions directives and a 24hour clock*

dir /AH </>

this lists all files and those that have the hidden attrtibute</>


this should be very telling

objective files?

*waits for list to be displayed on screen*

that remaining processor must be slow

"2 files with corrupted data and 4 files missing"

*his sheilding from the emp musta bin a bit defective*


chipalocation /AH</>
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