h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm a big boy I'll have you know


I might be in Blackpool in August time. I'm going to Lake District and will probably stop over for a night or two

'ahem'

Not gonna say nothing about the big boy thing but are you sure you don't need a hand crossing the road



What you coming up here for it's cr*p

No, I'm perfectly fine crossing the road thanks


I like Blackpool, and the Lake Distrct is pretty cool. It's as close to being where I live but up North Plus the RAF fly their jets through it on training which is cool

you saying theres nowhere else thats any good up north?

Usually take Cal round the Lake District, quite enjoy it really.

You still off to Portugal then?

Well, I've only seen Blackpool and Lake District. Everywhere else got bombed by the Germans didn't it


Yep, off there is 4 weeks We may have tickets to the England V Croatia and England V Switzerland games now

And hows the erm love life going?

I don't have a lovelife. It is nothing more than a myth to me, and likely to remain that way.

thats what i used to think n now i suddenly have one i dont know what the hell to do with it!

Ah well, always look on the bright side, 15 minutes gone and United are 2 nil up away to Villa

'One love! One passion! One Stretford End!'

Don't give up hope

Need a new tag line can't think of one though, there's nothing bothering me at the minute

How about 'Perfectly fine, happy as Larry...who the hell is larry!?'

I like that one. Quite like the one i have now as well though.

Will have to see i think.