h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey you, how you doin'


how come it says you haven't posted since November last year freaky duuuuuude

Hiya you im thank you <cool. infact im great never better

Haven't a clue why it said that, it must be my other brain or summat

How are you Chocy Donut?

i am oogly boogly, only 2 months til i descend on an unsuspecting Portugal

it snowed yesterday too which makes me very happy too, but it melted by morning still, it looked nice whilst it lasted

Yeah it did look nice

not long til you go to sunny Portugal

yeah, with all other like minded Football Fans and ots of scantily dressed women

how are you today then chubs? are you going to this Butlins trip?

No doubt i will be going...was really wanting to go as well...but things happen

So what you been up to then?

i been upto a total of zilch. really boring aren't i

just been getting myself in line for a career change is all nothing harrowingly big, just a complete change of career that will undoubtedly change the course of my life as i know, not much other tan that. quite restless actually but that is probably because it is Friday night in a matter of hours and i intend on getting frighteningly drunk, going over the local meet market and, well, probably drinking some more if you know what i mean


of course, what is actually gonna happen is, i am gonna go over there, sober up and discover i really hate the music and stand in the corner for the remainder of the evening looking like a bulldog chewing a wasp

So whats the change in career?

By the way i thought my spelling was bad but bloody hell man whats happened to yours? sub-editor

Anyway, so your off to the meAt market then eh? Oh the fun of watching that one The music will be crap, and you will end up in the corner looking like a bulldog chewing a wasp, so predictable those nights out

i cannae be boffered. itz Friday after all

i think i hall have to hit the tequilas and sambucas a little earlier tonight they always bring out the beast in me


i'm becoming a coppa in't i? i will be quitting this stupid boring security job by June and working on the building sites again until my application for the Police is processed

i'm gonna do my best to let myself go tonight, i haven't done that in a long while

Now your going scottish on me

Oh yeah forgot bout that one, does that mean you aint gonna be around much?

Let yourself go i tell ya, you only live once and it aint for very long, well not long enough to do everything in your life anyway

i shall still be dropping in from my home computer. it's actually less working hours in the Police Force, but obviously more strenuous.

i shall alwasy be around here somewhere, as long as H2G2 exists i should imagine

Was thinking about doing the same thing actually, only thinking about it though.

Would've liked to go into forensics, but i aint smart enough interesting stuff in that line of work

I dunno whether i'll be aroud much longer, time will tell

ooooh, where you going then? anywhere interesting?


you can be part time copper, working a minimum of 24hours a week. that's not bad eh?

nowhere interesting just yet

Thats pretty cool actually, i want forensics though Nah was talking to my mum about it the other day, she said 'what would you really like to do?'. I said 'the one that looks the most interesting is a coppa'. Anything your family have done don't come into it all, does it?

i hope not

nah, they may ask you about it but as long as you were connected and even if you were it would have to be really serious, yu should be alright if they went on what relatives had done we'd have no Police force to speak of would we

so why aren't you gonna be around much soon?

Thats good then was getting a sweat on there

Just have alot to sort out in the up and comming months is all and hopefully it will all work out in the end. It's just a bugger getting it sorted out . At the end of the day im still alive and still got a roof over my head so can't complain.

Nick - nak paddy whack give a dog a bone..



...this old goyt cam rolling home


How you doing bean sprout

Bean Sprout?

'HELLLLLO'

Im ok thank you very much runner bean how the hell are you?

Hello my sweet Sorry for the delay, I was eating my kebab

How have you been and where have you been

I am now feeling fat and want a nap

Never tried kebab dosen't appeal to me hope you enjoyed it anyway.

I've been here and there and im fine and dandy as always Had a great time at Blackpool as well.

You ain't fat and never seen fat so shut up TeeHee