h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*all goes dark and cold as a shadow passes over Ben's space. the air hurts the lungs of all mortal men. the lights blink out. a shadowy figure emerges from the darkes corner and approaches you. it is PHENOM. your master. the one you are in league with.* Mental Ben. welcome to the minions. i have a job for you. only a small one. you are to click here http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F129216?thread=299875 and when you arrive at the destination, trash it. it is an office. i want it destroyed. so long minion. *the shadowy figure retreats back into the darkness and vanishes. the light goes back on and the temperature begins to rise once more. it is as if he was never here.* http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F129216?thread=299875

love the poem by the way Ben..
has quite a distinctive style to it though

now Ben. good job by the way. but you are needed here http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97504?thread=272084&post=3849168#p3849168 to fight the very forces of good that i created such a long time ago.

fight? will there be blood ?



i of course couldnt get involvd inn owt so diabolical.. my evil twin could though

all she needs to do is add 'in league with PHENOM' to the end of her name and she becomes one of the Minion.

what you mean becomes?

musettes one of belle mortes line who all came from the mother of all darkness..
you should read..

yesss hmmmmm