h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Come on spill the beans honey, Can you ride tandem?

Far to uncomfortable

Yes I've done it,you are my first fleet.Saw you on Who's online and decided to give it a whirl.It didn't hurt a bit.

First fleet of what may one ask?

Contact,What did you think I meant?

No idea, that's why I asked the question

I don't know whether to start again,or give up and crawl under the nearest rock.

I once went for a ride in one of those little 3-wheeler cars, if that's any help.

Leggy, how very brave of you....a tupperware GT...WOW and you lived to tell the tale. Dod it have go faster stripes down the side and wide wheels?
I knew a guy years ago, who had one of those bubble car thingies, remember them? Well he painted it pink, put a bin lid on top and painted that brown and then wrote "The TIT" in large letters down the sides. I never did take up his numerous offers of a lift.
Lippy...don't give up, we are quite friendly really. Do you ride tandem? I have always thought it must be quite disagreeable if you are the one at the back....all that backdraft sweat blowing your way

Na Fleet never ridden a tandem, I will remember your tip though and take the front seat if I do get the chance.Rode a bike once but I cant remember her name, hell she was ugly I know its a womans perogative to be ugly but she was taking the piss .What a name Legbreaker don't know if I should be talking to you,better not upset you as I expect you are one of these rough types.Yes my friend I fancy a cut in a three wheeler but there is no street cred in one of those.

Leggy got her name because she is demon bowler...the male English cr****t team wanted leggy as a bowler but she refused the sex change op.

Ah Legbreaker is a broad,Thank God for that.Mind you the English cricket team could do with a good bowler, come to think of it they could do with a good batsman and a few fielders as well.

Hmmmm, I wonder how Leggy will take to being called a broad? This should be fun, they don't call her Legbreaker for nothing you know. As to the cr***et, well, give them some credit, results have been a lot better just recently. We will see how we stand by about 4pm on Thursday I should imagine

Hmmm. I believe there was a WW2 saying: "loose lips sink ships``'. Now I understand why....

Gotta ..... it's Nets...

Time to change the subjuct as I don't want a legbreaker around my googlies. There is another saying make love not war and as I'm a lot better kisser than I am a fighter I agree with it wholeheartedly.

I think a little more grovelling looselips, might save the day...Leggy cannot be held responsible for her actions when roused

Hmmm, humble apologies girls never meant to cause offence to Leggy. Must remember my Ps & Qs when talking to young ladies from different parts. Very sorry for my carelessness but I did not know that being called a broad was not looked on with affection in your parts. Please, please, please could we start again (Again)? Is that enough grovelling or do you want some more . So what’s it to be girls pistols at dawn or pucker up those lips? Remember make love not war.

Loose..how about telling us where "your parts" are.....I am in Staffordshire, England, female and stunningly gorgeous and attractive ...well I would say that wouldn't I . So?

Wow girls are forward in England; I keep my parts the same place as everyone else fleet in my pants . English, Female, living in England, Stunningly gorgeous and attractive this is getting interesting. Modest and tells the truth I know an awful lot about you except your name. I’m tall dark and handsome, with a great body and brain. Girls that I have taken out tell me I’m kind, considerate and good in bed . Please call me Looselips or Lips if you must shorten it,butI’m never Loose .

Lips...you dipstick...i meant where do you come from...you're the one who talks about parts!