Hello, my name is: "Davey Wonder.. Trainee"

So.. a grasshopper walks into a bar, and sits down. The bartender goes "hey.. you know what, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper responds "really? you have a drink named Hank?"

And now for something completely different.

Hi. I'm of the male persuasion, although my attempts to actually use my gender to persuade has come to monumental failure, resulting in many pepper-spray-induced hospital visits, restraining orders, and in one case, the shocking discovery that just because the person is wearing a dress, does not necessarily make them female (Although, to be fully honest, I was still quite flattered to have SOMEONE's interest piqued)

But I digress. To sum up, I am Dave...That is me. Any confusion in that matter can be cleared up later. Thank you, and drive safe

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