h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

aaahhh yes but its all designed to keep you Males on ya toes hun, cant say appeal to me, but lightening bolts!! hey the fun i could have with them ...probably be more than a few "scorched" males roaming around...and one or two females aswell
right talking of scorching, time to burn some offerings for my dinner

c ya later
jen

Unfortunately are the only vaguely kinky smiley available, but a lightning bolt would be a good one.

The microwave is a wonderful invention

As is the chinese takeaway come to that

Its possible for me to cremate food in my microwave aswell!! I guess cooking is'nt one of my strongest points!!

I tend to avoid it myself

Haven't managed to burn a boiled egg yet, but it may only be a matter of time....

OMG i' have lmao...i put 2 eggs on to boil, and forgot about them..the large BANG as the eggs exploded sort of drew my attention back to the kitchen, where the eggs were splattered all over!! and my saucepan was beyond salvage

Are you sure you're not my mum?

She tends to do things like that.

nah i'm not your mum hun
It takes great skill to burn eggss you know!

Top prize goes to a student I shared a flat with at University.

For reasons best known to himself, he boiled water in a pan rather than a kettle to make his coffee. (He drank a LOT of coffee: once when we spotted him having spent 2 hours without a cup, we joked that he was in serious danger of getting some blood in his caffeine stream.)

Anyway, on one occasion the flat was filled with acrid black smoke and his pan was discovered sans contents, paint and its original shape: as it now sagged slightly to one side.

There's even fewer people who can burn water!

oh he deserves an award for that Even I have never burnt water

We were certainly impressed at the time. I almost wish we had made him some kind of award, but he wasn't really in the mood for it: it caused a perilous gap in his intake, and the blood in his caffeine stream was building up to quite dangerous levels

Hi AD
hows you been?..i know its been a couple of weeks since i got in touch...just had some things to deal with
I'm back now..to annoy eveyone again

Oh, not so bad; been sculling, posting, and even the occasional spot of work when no suitable alternative presented itself. The usual

Hope the things are reasonably dealt with, if not thoroughly crushed and driven before you. If I can help, let me know.

Annoying? Toi?

Nevair!!