h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello hows you been hun?

Oooh not so bad.

I've been off for a week on a sculling course: after all these years of relying on brute strength and ignorance I thought it might be worth finding out something about how to do it properly

I think I picked up a thing or two; I'll have to see how long the effect lasts.

The food was good though. (Then again, it's always better when someone else cooks it!)

How's you?


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oooh sounds like fun
I'm pretty good ta, i'm on a weeks holiday at the mo, except i'm not going anywhere ..I've had the builders in, and i use the term "builders" losely...more like bodge it n leg it!! fitting a new kitchen and bathroom...but its been a disaster...and its not finished yet they've been here 2 weeks now....never mind i keep telling myself it'll look nice when its finished

Good luck!

I'd hate to see you on one of those "builders from hell" programmes

ooooh i dont think so..It'll be more like the builders on there with the "occupant from hell"

jen

Serves them right too!

Yay!! someone sees it from my point of view

But of course.

Try to avoid maiming them too badly: it only slows them down

It would do if they EVER got started
These dam workman only work (and i use the term losely) half a day!!

Oh dear.

Still, the end of the Universe is a way off yet....

hehehehehe for them its getting closer everyday

Just as long as it stays where it is for the rest of us

the new handle BTW

Hiya P
No guarantee that it'll stay that way hun....ooooooh did i ever have words on the phone to the liason officer today...poor woman, she seemed quiet shocked by my outburst!

glad you like the tag, dunno how long i'll keep it for, seems to be attracting a bit of attention

Isn't that what it's for?

No not really hun, its attracting the WRONG sort of attention
cant say on here, but i'm having a few probs with another user

Ah.

Sorry to hear that

The blackguard!

Guess what!!!
The workman have nearly finished!!
yippeeeeeeeeeeee i'll soon have my place back to normal

ooops forgot my manners

hows you today hun? well i hope

jen

All the better for hearing from you

Sounds like good news

I bet Zeus never had these problems on Mount Olympus

No i bet he never either ...but then again he had a problem with all those wives, must have been hell trying to keep up with that lot
Just typical of a God though eh!! Never satisfied with only one wife...although i'm not sure they should be referred to as "wives" ...more like concubines i think

I can't remember who it was that said "polygamy is its own punishment"

Whether wives or concubines, us mere mortals tend to refer to them as "Goddesses" for fear of being zapped Apparently they're a bit touchy. I don't mind a bit of but lightning bolts and eternal damnation are overdoing it a tad....