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Advent Vest 16
Posted Dec 16, 2003
16. Ringo Starr comes to mind.
Anyway *Rrrrrrrrrrrip scratchandsniff*
Aaaaaw! The salty tears of a little boy who didn't get a gameboy. With the smell of greed, chocolate, skateboard, mountain bike, pc games, videos radio controlled helecopter and a mountain of cash.
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Latest reply: Dec 16, 2003
Advent vest 13, 14 and 15
Posted Dec 15, 2003
*Using blunt end of spoon to prise apart eyelids, lips and to get tongue off roof of mouth*
Another 3 plaster day. alright. Lets find 13. Can't find it, that's unlucky, I'll go straight for 14.
Here it is.
*Rrrrrrip, scratchandsniff*
Aha, the smell of plaster 13. That's where it went.
Plaster 15. It's next to this letter M. M15. or is that MI5?
I'll pull it off and see what I get.
*Rrrrrrrrrip, scratch and sniff*
Tee-hee, I'd put it over the semtex mixed with brandy butter stain. How seasonal.
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Latest reply: Dec 15, 2003
Advent Vest 12
Posted Dec 12, 2003
Half way with the plasters today. The vest is feelig quite a bit lighter. Number 12 aha, a belly plaster.
*Rrrrrrrip scratchandsniff*
Mmmmmmmmmm the aroma of Figgy Pudding with a sprig of holly in it.
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Latest reply: Dec 12, 2003
Advent Vest, plasters 10 and 11
Posted Dec 11, 2003
10. Whoops couldn't find it yesterday but I see it's tangled itself in the washing label from my underpants. Now then
*Rrrrrrip scratchandsniff*
That's faintly reminiscent of the great outdoors. Now what is it?... Aha I know. Rudolph's nose polishing cloth.
11 much easier. Right in the middle of my chest.
*Rrrrrrip scratchandsniff*
Oh, an aggressive little number - overcooked sprouts.
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Latest reply: Dec 11, 2003
Day 9 of the Advent Vest
Posted Dec 9, 2003
The fesivities are really hotting up. I wsa tempted to put some mistletoe in my sweatband. Anyway where's number 9? Another awkward one in the shoulderblade region.
*Rrrrrip scratchandsniff*
Snowman! It smells of snowman... and faintly of doggie wee - but mainly snowman.
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Latest reply: Dec 9, 2003
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